Yes,kinds sirs and madams,I am in dire need to raise 1 billion Euros by 2012 in order to purchase a card to board one of the 8 arcs designed to withstand the effects of the apocalypse and sail to the unaffected continent of Africa to continue with our lives.
Donations and job offers are most welcome.
Thank you
Sincerely yours
Yeo Xi Han
soon to be dead man on 21 December 2012.
...LOL.Nah,I'm just kidding.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
This Is It
I feel really down after watching This Is It.Don't get me wrong,the movie is more epic than Transformers 2(a piece of shit movie).The 1991 MJ made the Dangerous Tour phenomenal,the 1996 MJ took the HIStory Tour to another level,but the 2009 MJ would,and I stress the past tense unfortunately,make This Is It unprecedented.You can talk about your Jay Chou concerts,your Kanye West concerts,their whole tour has nothing on MJ's introduction alone.
A video montage of moments in history,with Jackson coming in a video suit.The suit plays the video,just like the screen behind him.The suit opens part by part,and as the illuminating light fades,Jackson steps out and signals for the opening performance,Wanna Be Startin' Something.
This Is It feels extremely short.You're just so captivated by his performances,when Man In The Mirror ends,you feel shortchanged.The movie's not short by any means,it's 1 hour and 51 minutes.I have to admit,I sung along to all the songs while Michael was performing.Imagine my embarrassment when Ben said he heard my voice.I can't help it,it comes naturally to me.Songs that for the life of me I won't be able to remember on Don't Forget The Lyrics will spring into my mind when I hear the song being performed by Michael.
The movie has some moments too when you appreciate Michael for the performer he is.When he's rehearsing and he's constantly correcting the band,when he's choreographing the moves with the backup dancers.These are the things you don't see.You hear artists and the crew all the time going "Oh,Michael's such a perfectionist,"and you don't really believe it,but after watching the movie you'd be hard-pressed not to call him a perfectionist.Every sound needs to be fine-tuned and timed correctly in accordance to what MJ has in mind.The part where he was correcting the bassist was mind-blowing because you get to hear MJ beatbox.His talent is for everyone to witness.What I'll always remember when MJ was belting it out and after the song he said he was holding back,so forgive him.I was amazed because most singers won't be able belt it out like that with their lives depended on it.MJ was holding back,he was conserving his voice,and he seems ready to give the performance of his life.
Then you get to see parts of Jackson as a person,not a persona.His fashion style(silver suit with orange pants,Ed Hardy sweatpants,a jacket with really high shoulder pads),his innocence and his sense of humor.I loved it when he laughed at the keyboardist when he asked Jackson "you want more booty on that?" I think it's pretty child-like gesture,where he's laughing at the use of the word booty.It really shows Michael's innocence.I personally found the part when Michael was singing I'll Be There to be interesting.When he says that he'll name his brothers.I felt that Michael was just doing that to appease his fans and not stir up controversy.It felt very insincere,as if he didn't care for his brothers.Maybe it's just me.
All in all,This Is It is a really good movie.It shows what could have been.It might not have been the whole truth,according to the folks at http://this-is-not-it.com/ but I still think it's a fitting curtain call for Michael Jackson and his contributions to the world.It doesn't feel like closure for me,and I doubt it ever will.What the folks have to realize is that people want to see Michael putting on the greatest show on Earth.Of course AEG and Sony want to make a profit from the death of Michael,it's painfully obvious,they are businessmen after all,and they lost about $250 million (or something,it's a significant number) from Jackson's death.
I wish he hadn't died.I will always miss Michael Jackson.The movie is not closure,it might even be torture,but you're watching MJ at his best,when he's performing.The backup dancers were great,the band was great,the backup vocals were great.It was going to be great,more than great.
The concert that never was.
A video montage of moments in history,with Jackson coming in a video suit.The suit plays the video,just like the screen behind him.The suit opens part by part,and as the illuminating light fades,Jackson steps out and signals for the opening performance,Wanna Be Startin' Something.
This Is It feels extremely short.You're just so captivated by his performances,when Man In The Mirror ends,you feel shortchanged.The movie's not short by any means,it's 1 hour and 51 minutes.I have to admit,I sung along to all the songs while Michael was performing.Imagine my embarrassment when Ben said he heard my voice.I can't help it,it comes naturally to me.Songs that for the life of me I won't be able to remember on Don't Forget The Lyrics will spring into my mind when I hear the song being performed by Michael.
The movie has some moments too when you appreciate Michael for the performer he is.When he's rehearsing and he's constantly correcting the band,when he's choreographing the moves with the backup dancers.These are the things you don't see.You hear artists and the crew all the time going "Oh,Michael's such a perfectionist,"and you don't really believe it,but after watching the movie you'd be hard-pressed not to call him a perfectionist.Every sound needs to be fine-tuned and timed correctly in accordance to what MJ has in mind.The part where he was correcting the bassist was mind-blowing because you get to hear MJ beatbox.His talent is for everyone to witness.What I'll always remember when MJ was belting it out and after the song he said he was holding back,so forgive him.I was amazed because most singers won't be able belt it out like that with their lives depended on it.MJ was holding back,he was conserving his voice,and he seems ready to give the performance of his life.
Then you get to see parts of Jackson as a person,not a persona.His fashion style(silver suit with orange pants,Ed Hardy sweatpants,a jacket with really high shoulder pads),his innocence and his sense of humor.I loved it when he laughed at the keyboardist when he asked Jackson "you want more booty on that?" I think it's pretty child-like gesture,where he's laughing at the use of the word booty.It really shows Michael's innocence.I personally found the part when Michael was singing I'll Be There to be interesting.When he says that he'll name his brothers.I felt that Michael was just doing that to appease his fans and not stir up controversy.It felt very insincere,as if he didn't care for his brothers.Maybe it's just me.
All in all,This Is It is a really good movie.It shows what could have been.It might not have been the whole truth,according to the folks at http://this-is-not-it.com/ but I still think it's a fitting curtain call for Michael Jackson and his contributions to the world.It doesn't feel like closure for me,and I doubt it ever will.What the folks have to realize is that people want to see Michael putting on the greatest show on Earth.Of course AEG and Sony want to make a profit from the death of Michael,it's painfully obvious,they are businessmen after all,and they lost about $250 million (or something,it's a significant number) from Jackson's death.
I wish he hadn't died.I will always miss Michael Jackson.The movie is not closure,it might even be torture,but you're watching MJ at his best,when he's performing.The backup dancers were great,the band was great,the backup vocals were great.It was going to be great,more than great.
The concert that never was.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Yeah,I tucked my jeans into my Air Jordans.Oh yeah,those are slim-cut jeans.It feels about the same as skinny jeans,except that I can't get into skinny jeans.I have really thick legs,and a thick something else as well,haha.
Yeah,I totally lost weight,that's why I'm wearing slim/skinny jeans now.I really can't tell the difference,if slim-cut jeans are already this tight,I wonder how tight skinny jeans are.
I bring a knif
e to school now.I know,creepy.The fruit knife's my lucky charm,I love it.It reminds me of my time in Beijing.I was playing with it in marketing class,or some other class,I can't remember,and I stabbed my empty milk carton again and again.I'm totally digging school now.Well,not digging,but I don't hate school anymore.I used to,but I can see the good part of being in RP.Sure,it's not a prestigious school,but I can't really imagine being in another school.It's something I'm not too wild about.I might have a change of mind,you can't really predict what I might do.At the moment,I am content.
I love the milkshakes from MOF.It is awesome,and their ice-cream is fucking great.
Alright,I'm off to do my homework,I'll update my blog next time.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Jesus loves you...in his pants
Hey there -.-.Lol,just kidding -.-,or am I?I'm really bored right now,with my lifeless boring day-to-day activities,so I thought I'd blog,and then I realized that I have nothing to blog about.Oops,too late.
School is fucking lame now.I'm just drifting in and out,I've even brought movies to class so I could watch them (Today was Goodfellas).It's thoroughly entertaining,especially since I really have nothing better to do,Lol.
Oh yeah,I watched The Hangover.It is hands down THE best movie of the summer.If you don't like it,then fuck you,you're either a retard or blind and deaf.
I also bought Wall Street on Wednesday(not to mention HIStory on film volumes I and II,all of which caused a pretty sizable hole in my wallet).Wall Street is a great movie,it really tips the scales for me,since I'm interested in both investment banking and law.Right now I'm really interested in investment banking,and I want to be like Gordon Gekko someday.That man is a fucking insane genius,not to mention all the money he makes.Corporate Raiding sounds REALLY fun.Buy a company that's in the red,liquidate it and earn your money.I'm getting excited just talking about it.
I'm 2 weeks away from the end of the semester,and I really hope to get the best grades for Science,Math,Cognitive and Enterprise.I've had my sights set on 3 As,but now,I'm worried for Science.Math is getting really fun.Not to mention the funny coincidence where I had a problem about money,while I was watching Wall Street,lol.God damn that's a good movie.
Alright,that's about all I want to say,TTYL.
Oh yeah,2 hilarious sites for you to read. www.mylifeisaverage.com and www.fmylife.com
School is fucking lame now.I'm just drifting in and out,I've even brought movies to class so I could watch them (Today was Goodfellas).It's thoroughly entertaining,especially since I really have nothing better to do,Lol.
Oh yeah,I watched The Hangover.It is hands down THE best movie of the summer.If you don't like it,then fuck you,you're either a retard or blind and deaf.
I also bought Wall Street on Wednesday(not to mention HIStory on film volumes I and II,all of which caused a pretty sizable hole in my wallet).Wall Street is a great movie,it really tips the scales for me,since I'm interested in both investment banking and law.Right now I'm really interested in investment banking,and I want to be like Gordon Gekko someday.That man is a fucking insane genius,not to mention all the money he makes.Corporate Raiding sounds REALLY fun.Buy a company that's in the red,liquidate it and earn your money.I'm getting excited just talking about it.
I'm 2 weeks away from the end of the semester,and I really hope to get the best grades for Science,Math,Cognitive and Enterprise.I've had my sights set on 3 As,but now,I'm worried for Science.Math is getting really fun.Not to mention the funny coincidence where I had a problem about money,while I was watching Wall Street,lol.God damn that's a good movie.
Alright,that's about all I want to say,TTYL.
Oh yeah,2 hilarious sites for you to read. www.mylifeisaverage.com and www.fmylife.com
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Ugh,Singaporean teens are becoming faggots
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?Look at this article:
http://lifestyle.sg.msn.com/health/article.aspx?cp-documentid=3475649
This is in for Singaporean teens,apparently.Looking like a blazing faggot is apparently the hip thing to do in our tiny weird ass island these days.
Let me lay it on the line for those that are too dense to see my point,IT’S NOT IN.Being stick thin is what insecure GIRLS do.MEN,GROWN ASS MEN DO NOT look like that.If you are between the age of 15-24,GO TO THE GYM AND WORK OUT.You are NOT,I repeat,NOT,supposed to look like a model who just puked up enough food to feed Zimbabwe.What do you stand to gain from being weaker than a girl?Are you actually competing with girls to see who is thinner?Jesus FUCKING Christ.What the fuck is wrong with you homos.Is being stick-thin supposed to fit with your handbags?That’s the trend now,isn’t it?Wear shorts or pants that signal that you don’t have a penis because it’s tighter than tights,sling your handbag over your shoulder and grow your hair long,isn’t it?Then wear XS shirts because your BMI is only 14.Get a fucking hamburger or something.Bulk up on protein,GROW SOME FUCKING MUSCLES.You look like a celery stalk that can walk.I’m sick and tired of shitheads like this Fauzi Gaylord promoting UNHEALTHY lifestyles and BAD trends.Let me tell you something so positively outrageous and shocking about men that you won’t believe it.You ready?Here it goes: MEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE WOMEN.
Come on guys,the fact that this faggot Fauzi’s idol is PARIS FUCKING HILTON already shows that he’s a clinical retard.Why are you following a retard?Americans followed one for 8 years,look where they ended up now.Get out of this god-forsaken trend because it’s NOT hip.You want to see how a real man looks like?Grab a copy of Men’s Health.Go to the gym and see those guys working out to get sculpted bodies.That’s how a man should look like.That’s why Greek Gods have chiseled bodies,they don’t have 100 pound skin and bones figures.You know why,BECAUSE A MAN DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT.
http://lifestyle.sg.msn.com/health/article.aspx?cp-documentid=3475649
This is in for Singaporean teens,apparently.Looking like a blazing faggot is apparently the hip thing to do in our tiny weird ass island these days.
Let me lay it on the line for those that are too dense to see my point,IT’S NOT IN.Being stick thin is what insecure GIRLS do.MEN,GROWN ASS MEN DO NOT look like that.If you are between the age of 15-24,GO TO THE GYM AND WORK OUT.You are NOT,I repeat,NOT,supposed to look like a model who just puked up enough food to feed Zimbabwe.What do you stand to gain from being weaker than a girl?Are you actually competing with girls to see who is thinner?Jesus FUCKING Christ.What the fuck is wrong with you homos.Is being stick-thin supposed to fit with your handbags?That’s the trend now,isn’t it?Wear shorts or pants that signal that you don’t have a penis because it’s tighter than tights,sling your handbag over your shoulder and grow your hair long,isn’t it?Then wear XS shirts because your BMI is only 14.Get a fucking hamburger or something.Bulk up on protein,GROW SOME FUCKING MUSCLES.You look like a celery stalk that can walk.I’m sick and tired of shitheads like this Fauzi Gaylord promoting UNHEALTHY lifestyles and BAD trends.Let me tell you something so positively outrageous and shocking about men that you won’t believe it.You ready?Here it goes: MEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE WOMEN.
Come on guys,the fact that this faggot Fauzi’s idol is PARIS FUCKING HILTON already shows that he’s a clinical retard.Why are you following a retard?Americans followed one for 8 years,look where they ended up now.Get out of this god-forsaken trend because it’s NOT hip.You want to see how a real man looks like?Grab a copy of Men’s Health.Go to the gym and see those guys working out to get sculpted bodies.That’s how a man should look like.That’s why Greek Gods have chiseled bodies,they don’t have 100 pound skin and bones figures.You know why,BECAUSE A MAN DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
The day after
I'm watching the DVD of Michael Jackson's Dangerous Tour in Bucharest.I watched the whole thing on YouTube yesterday as well.It's not the greatest performance of all time,but MJ holds all the performance records anyway.I get fucking tired just watching him dance.It's the part with the Off The Wall medley now,"Working Day and Night" more specifically.One of his best songs,one of my favourites.Definitely an underrated track.Oh,I can see the plastics Googling the track or searching it on YouTube now.Hi,plastics.You stupid fucks.Please exit out your window,thank you.Lol,right now he's performing Beat It.I took around 5 minutes to type.I have a fun fact about Beat It,which will shock you a lot.
I cried a lot yesterday.Maybe 4-5 times.I teared up on my way to W35J in the morning because I heard Paris Jackson crying for her father.It was heart-wrenching.I literally felt pain in my heart.When I got to class,I went on Yahoo!,and watched Brooke Shield's tribute.That's when it started to flow.Thankfully I was the only one in class at that time.I went home and watched the memorial.I cried again when I saw Brooke Shield's tribute again.I also cried when Usher performed Gone Too Soon(oh look,Google's got more searches),and broke down in front of MJ's coffin.Thankfully my dad called me away to help with his cell phone towards the end,I just can't go on crying every time I see Paris Jackson.
My heart goes out to MJ's kids.They're only 12,11 and 7.It's heart-wrenching to grow up knowing that the only parent you ever knew is gone forever.They can seek some solace in knowing that their father left an indelible mark in pop culture and in music history.It's not important what your father went through,what's important is what your father went through with you.
The world mourns with the Jackson family because they've lost their son,brother and father,and the rest of the world has lost one of the greatest people in the world.
I can't resist adding a sidenote to all the plastics,by that I mean all the bandwagon hoppers after Michael Jackson's death.You really should shut the fuck up when you know nothing apart from what you read on Yahoo! and listen to on YouTube.I don't care if Magic Johnson shared a special story about Michael Jackson eating fried chicken.Nobody's talking about it.If you are SO FUCKING BORING AND USELESS that you can't contribute to a conversation other than "MICHAEL JACKSON ATE FRIED CHICKEN",then you should SHUT THE FUCK UP.Do you realise that nobody cares about your stupid little parroting about whatever you read on Yahoo!?I read the same news,I don't feel a need to repeat the news like a fucking parrot to make myself seem more in-the-know.You little insecure piece of shit.Do you seriously think you're putting yourself in a more positive light with your "jokes" (and I use that term loosely) and oh-so-exclusive insight?Do you know you're annoying the only people who will tolerate you enough to actually be around you?How they've dropped hints and signs,but you're too thick to pick it up.You are an irritance.How you've never been a "fan",and again I use that term loosely,until MJ's death,and now you're harping on about him like you've been with him all along.Not to mention (OH,MY GOD) that you don't even know the freaking lyrics to Billie Jean.What,just because you blast the song on your speakers means that you're a fan?Fuck off with your stupidity and please don't tarnish Michael Jackson's legacy any more than it has already been tarnished.
I cried a lot yesterday.Maybe 4-5 times.I teared up on my way to W35J in the morning because I heard Paris Jackson crying for her father.It was heart-wrenching.I literally felt pain in my heart.When I got to class,I went on Yahoo!,and watched Brooke Shield's tribute.That's when it started to flow.Thankfully I was the only one in class at that time.I went home and watched the memorial.I cried again when I saw Brooke Shield's tribute again.I also cried when Usher performed Gone Too Soon(oh look,Google's got more searches),and broke down in front of MJ's coffin.Thankfully my dad called me away to help with his cell phone towards the end,I just can't go on crying every time I see Paris Jackson.
My heart goes out to MJ's kids.They're only 12,11 and 7.It's heart-wrenching to grow up knowing that the only parent you ever knew is gone forever.They can seek some solace in knowing that their father left an indelible mark in pop culture and in music history.It's not important what your father went through,what's important is what your father went through with you.
The world mourns with the Jackson family because they've lost their son,brother and father,and the rest of the world has lost one of the greatest people in the world.
I can't resist adding a sidenote to all the plastics,by that I mean all the bandwagon hoppers after Michael Jackson's death.You really should shut the fuck up when you know nothing apart from what you read on Yahoo! and listen to on YouTube.I don't care if Magic Johnson shared a special story about Michael Jackson eating fried chicken.Nobody's talking about it.If you are SO FUCKING BORING AND USELESS that you can't contribute to a conversation other than "MICHAEL JACKSON ATE FRIED CHICKEN",then you should SHUT THE FUCK UP.Do you realise that nobody cares about your stupid little parroting about whatever you read on Yahoo!?I read the same news,I don't feel a need to repeat the news like a fucking parrot to make myself seem more in-the-know.You little insecure piece of shit.Do you seriously think you're putting yourself in a more positive light with your "jokes" (and I use that term loosely) and oh-so-exclusive insight?Do you know you're annoying the only people who will tolerate you enough to actually be around you?How they've dropped hints and signs,but you're too thick to pick it up.You are an irritance.How you've never been a "fan",and again I use that term loosely,until MJ's death,and now you're harping on about him like you've been with him all along.Not to mention (OH,MY GOD) that you don't even know the freaking lyrics to Billie Jean.What,just because you blast the song on your speakers means that you're a fan?Fuck off with your stupidity and please don't tarnish Michael Jackson's legacy any more than it has already been tarnished.
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