Work Experience

Right,let's cut the foreplay,shall we?

OK,so I worked for the first time in my life,at the recent IT Fair,and I liked it.I'm the kind of guy who likes to do something,the thought of not having anything to do makes me cringe.I won't like what I'm doing,but I've found a need to do something so I won't feel like I'm wasting the Earth's resources.Then again,the pay is great,the work is simple,why not?I was actually about to get ready for the chalet the clique had planned,and I got the job offer at the 11th hour.I spent a few hours at the chalet,and it was good enough R'n'R for me.

So basically I worked at the CitiBank redemption booth,giving away gifts for people who charge their purchases to their CitiBank card.It's rather funny to watch people's reactions when you realize how cheap the gifts are,considering UOB is giving away a more expensive gift in a price category lower than CitiBank's.It's even worse when we are fully redeemed for the day.People just expect us to pull the freebies out of our ass.Even worse,they don't read the fucking terms and conditions (and have no common sense) and then feel that they are exempted from them because they didn't know.You fucking halfwits,just because you ignorant fucks don't know something,doesn't mean it's not real.So what,if you didn't know about gravity,you would fucking float?Fuck you,dipshits.

Then of course,you would have the occasion abrasive personality.Where they raise this huge stink because we're fully redeemed for the day.What the fuck do you want me to do,man?I'm not motherfucking Criss Angel here.For some reason the people on the last day were the worst.2 guys almost resorted to violence.What assholes,and they always threaten to complain to CitiBank,hey,fuck it,complain to CitiBank,I don't give a fuck.I'm not directly employed by CitiBank,you jerk-off.I could really care less.What are they gonna do,fire me?Fuck face.

Anyway,I enjoy serving nice people,who understand that there are rules and no one is exempted from them.I'm actually really kind because every time I meet a nice customer who doesn't try to wring my arm to get something I can't give,I always give them something extra.It's just my way of saying "Thank you for not being an asshole."Since no one really gives a shit,as long as we clear the stock.

So,all in all,I had a great time working,even when doing the mule work.I enjoy working with people,and it gives me pleasure when they're happy.It makes you feel like people appreciate shit,you know?Cause they need to realize that CitiBank probably doesn't need to do this,and this is all some dumb marketing ploy to suck all of you losers in.You guys would sign up for their cards anyway,since they have so many benefits.So just appreciate the fact that we're giving you free shit,fuckers.