Friday, May 21, 2010

I feel really sorry for Robert Pattinson.You know why,because he will always be remembered as a gay vampire,or that sparkly vampire.I mean,when he first started,he played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter.That's a fucking good role to play,and he played that role well.I can see that he's a good actor,and he works hard to try to get that reputation.Alas,he played a FUCKING SPARKLY VAMPIRE.He totally fucked himself with that role.It's not even a good role.It's a terrible shitty book.It's a bad movie.I've read Twilight,it's an estrogen festival.Stephanie Meyer is a terrible writer.Her books are aimed at girls with low self-esteem who dream of being that girl with the blood equivalent of shark's fin soup coursing through her veins.God knows what her pussy must taste like.

It must have been great to star in a mega-hit like Twilight,but he really is screwed,because nobody will see him in any way other than as the vampire in Twilight.Nobody watched him play Salvador Dali.Nobody watched Remember Me to watch Robert Pattinson.They watched Remember Me to watch Edward Cullen.Everything Robert Pattinson does,it will always be viewed as a form of Edward Cullen.It's just extremely sad.

I think it's karma though.He acts in a nightmare like Twilight,and he's punished by always being remembered as the vampire in Twilight.

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