Xi Han

This is the end...beautiful friend...

2010-07-08T21:24:00.000+08:00

This is the end...my only friend,the end.

The end of this blog,that is.

Check me out at http://thexihan-x-p-rience.tumblr.com/ from now on,folks.

My parting words with you:

2010-07-03T16:43:00.000+08:00

Oh my lovely blog and magnificent readers,I know I've neglected you for a long time.

Anyway,I was just thinking,and I'd like Thank Me Later by Drake and Imperial Bedrooms by Bret Easton Ellis for my birthday.

Ciao.

2010-06-06T12:00:00.000+08:00

I've decided,if the price for the World Cup package rises in 2014,I'm not subscribing.The telcos can go fuck themselves.

2010-05-21T23:26:00.000+08:00

I feel really sorry for Robert Pattinson.You know why,because he will always be remembered as a gay vampire,or that sparkly vampire.I mean,when he first started,he played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter.That's a fucking good role to play,and he played that role well.I can see that he's a good actor,and he works hard to try to get that reputation.Alas,he played a FUCKING SPARKLY VAMPIRE.He totally fucked himself with that role.It's not even a good role.It's a terrible shitty book.It's a bad movie.I've read Twilight,it's an estrogen festival.Stephanie Meyer is a terrible writer.Her books are aimed at girls with low self-esteem who dream of being that girl with the blood equivalent of shark's fin soup coursing through her veins.God knows what her pussy must taste like.

It must have been great to star in a mega-hit like Twilight,but he really is screwed,because nobody will see him in any way other than as the vampire in Twilight.Nobody watched him play Salvador Dali.Nobody watched Remember Me to watch Robert Pattinson.They watched Remember Me to watch Edward Cullen.Everything Robert Pattinson does,it will always be viewed as a form of Edward Cullen.It's just extremely sad.

I think it's karma though.He acts in a nightmare like Twilight,and he's punished by always being remembered as the vampire in Twilight.

2010-05-12T19:21:00.000+08:00

Right now my goal in life is to create my own empire with a highly successful telecommunications branch which takes over SingTel right when their stocks plunge after the loss of certain popular services.Then I will liquidate your fucking stupid company and sell your bullshit assets to dumb motherfucking businessmen,but not before I hold a nationwide press conference that will be broadcast in major news networks and publicly destroy the legacy and reputation you have conned your way into having.I will expose SingTel for the piece of shit company that they are,and I will announce the end of your stupid little company.I will end this era of oligopoly because I will wipe SingTel off the map,and the real oligopoly would be between M1 and StarHub.

2010-05-03T23:39:00.000+08:00

He howls at the moon
A frenzied glare at the stars
They shine down on him,threatening to take away the beauty of his essence
The moon,bright and crescent
He lives through the moon
He sees through the moon
He lives through the moon
He takes a deep breath,blood rushing through his veins
He needs the moon,his one true love
The lust of the bright moonlight
His heart beats strong,his love,his lust,he longs
He breathes,his fists clenched as he feels it
The pain,the agony,torturous in its slow burning
His yearning for the moon
He wants to be the only one to see it
He wants to possess it
He stands on the cliff's edge
His hands,stretched towards the glow of his essence
He pushes off
He feels the pull
He rages,how dare they take him away from his love
He pushes harder,he pushes away from everything
He stands on the clouds
His one true love,within his reach
He holds his hands out
His essence is in his hands
He's been waiting for this moment
His essence melts away
He looks at his bare hands
Bloody and broken
He is nothing
He has nothing
He howls at the moon.

2010-05-03T23:22:00.003+08:00

I don't fear death.I detest it.I don't like the fact that our bodies fail our lives.I don't like failure,even inevitable failure.

Ramblings of a crumbling mind.

2010-05-03T22:07:00.006+08:00

How does one engage in self-destructive behaviour?By simply becoming indifferent.Indifferent to the rewards.Indifferent to the punishments.Indifferent to the world.One cares about immediate gratification and nothing else.One cares about himself and no one else.In other words,one simply stops caring about life.

Do I want to become successful?Yes.

Do I want to make a lot of money and live in luxury?Yes.

Do I want to make the most of my life?Yes.

Do I like my life now?No.

Do I like myself?Sometimes.

Do I wish my life would be totally different?Who doesn't?

Do I want to be a good man right now?I want to,but I don't want to at the same time.

Do I wish for death?No.

Do I wish for punishment?No

Do I feel that Hell might be better than Heaven?In different ways,yes.

Do I believe in a Heaven or a Hell?I would say no.

Atheism is a funny thing.One ceases to believe in religion.One ceases to believe on God.One ceases to believe in the idea of Heaven.One ceases to believe in damnation for your sins.

This is where an Atheist's direction deviates.One could be good for the sake of being good,although one could argue that he's just being good because society expects one to be good.One could also do whatever he pleases as he is free from the ideals of religion.That includes doing wrong things.Drugs,sex,violence.It just doesn't seem "bad".What a man's idea of "Good" and "Evil" is,is whatever society tells him is "Good" and "Evil".One doesn't always make a decision for himself.What society thinks largely depends on what their religion tells them is right and wrong.In Asian culture,one respects his elders,and reveres their parents.Most of the time a man lives with his parents under the same roof,or lives close by.To an Asian man,his parents are God.They gave him life.

I'm not a typical Asian.I am petulant enough to disrespect my parents.However,I do share one similarity with typical Asians with regards to my parents.I think of my father,or at least my impression of my father,as God.It's like what Tyler Durden says in Fight Club.We base our God on our fathers.If our fathers were abusive,what does that say about God?If our fathers were absent,what does that say about God?

You know what,fuck God.He's never done anything for me.I've never had to grovel and beg for his mercy.I've never ridden on his fortune.I've never faced his wrath.I do not fear his wrath.I fear no God.

However,I do fear my father's wrath.

April 21st 2010 - The first day I skipped school this semester.

2010-04-23T15:41:00.000+08:00

OK I wanna get this out of the way from the start or else I'm going to start a whole post on why SingTel sucks.They freaking charged me $5000 for using 3G services.They can lick my nuts until it's soggy.By the way,I'm taking data communications,and I can truthfully say that StarHub's broadband and mobile services are clearly superior to SingTel's services.I for one will not be resigning with SingTel when my contract is up,and I strongly suggest you guys sign with StarHub as well.

Anyway.I wasn't in the mood to go to school after hearing about the massive charges I unknowingly racked up,so I made my mind up while walking towards the Circle Line platform to take the train going to Dhoby Ghaut instead.It was like a 45 minute trip,and then I reached Orchard.So I walked off,and I was walking through a literally empty Wisma Atria and Ngee Ann City.Can you imagine empty shopping malls?The McDonald's wasn't even opened yet,so I walked to The Heeren for some breakfast chow.Then I walked over to Cineleisure to watch a morning movie.Tried to watch Kick-Ass,but the lady told me I wasn't old enough :( ,so I watched Date Night instead.I felt so self-conscious,because there were 7 people in the theater,and 3 couples.Guess who was the odd one out?Awkward,but the movie was entertaining.It was good,Steve Carrell and Tina Fey were funny,and Mark Wahlberg's cameo was funny,especially the Radioshack joke.After the movie,I went to a Starbucks and sat out until Chin Bin reached Somerset,then we went to Cineleisure to watch Shutter Island.It was a good movie,not a horror movie,it's more of a psychological thriller.The twist at the end was classic.I liked it a lot.I would have enjoyed it much more if people in the audience weren't so immature.Some dude laughed really loud at every reference to sex.I mean,seriously,what the hell.I wish I had a lead pipe to hit him over the head with.

Anyway,it's been a shit week because of the whole SingTel thing,but if that didn't happen,then I guess it would have been a pretty good week.I played FIFA with Obenza on Monday,it was epic.I kept making stoppage-time winners or kept coming back.Now I know what being the Terminator feels like,you don't die,you just keep coming back.I'm starting to pick up the fine art of playing Barcelona football,and it's so awesome.

OK,anyway I'll keep you guys updated with my war with SingTel.Keep a lookout for future posts,or stories of explosions in the news.Ciao.

Politics

2010-04-09T18:42:00.000+08:00

OK,this post is gonna be deeper than most of my other posts.It's fine if you don't want to read it because you find me clueless about politics or because you can't be bothered.If you can't be bothered to read,then this post isn't for you.

Anyway,I've found myself reading more about politics these days.Mostly US politics.That's what I read because that's mostly on the sites I visit.I'm not so familiar with let's say,European politics.Not so clear on Asian politics either,except for what I see in the Singaporean government.

OK,let's start with our local Singaporean government.You guys all know that the ruling party is the PAP,and the Prime Minister is the Chairman of the PAP,basically the PAP runs the state.You guys would also know what we don't have elections for Prime Ministers,it's being passed on from leader to leader,often father-to-son,like Lee Kwan Yew ultimately passing the torch to Lee Hsien Loong,with Goh Chok Tong serving in between the Lees' terms.Yadda yadda yadda.

I'm known for being a government-bashing,malice-spreading person who hates the PAP with the bottom of my heart.In a lot of ways there's no reason not to hate the PAP.We're basically like North Korea,except we don't develop nuclear weapons (due to lack of land) and we're all relatively well-off.Even the poor in Singapore have enough financial aid to get by.We don't have to work for 4 months just to make enough money to buy a hamburger.The government makes sure everyone is educated,they make sure people have a roof over their heads and food on their plates.I especially find the fact that they made it a law to take care of one's parents to be especially commendable.Also,I made a few gripes recently (one publicly with my mom outside the Istana,holy shit) about how the PAP hold general elections as and when they find themselves the most popular.OK,I was mostly wrong about that,because right now it seems that the next elections would be in 2011,which would make it a 5 year cycle.2001,2006,2011.So for that,I apologize.

However,I still find the PAP elitist.They're all a bunch of snobby men who studied in elite local schools and went overseas to study in Oxford or Cambridge,and they come back and rule the country.A typical pattern of a minister would go like this: Raffles Primary,Raffles Institution,Raffles Junior College,Oxford University.

What do they know about what the people want?They're born with silver spoons in their mouths and had the best grades in Science and Math and English.Seriously,the politics could not get any more one dimensional than that.Basically the PAP is saying "The higher your grades are,the better you will be at being a minister."

Make no question about it,the PAP are elitists,and they rule the country with an iron fist.You have no right to free speech.Hell,you can't even watch porn on the Internet.The citizens of Singapore are too afraid to say anything to oppose the government because,let's face it,they don't want to go to jail.Sure,you can say whatever you want in private,but you can't say it in public.They'll send you to the can,and you can claim that you are a political prisoner all you want,but everyone else will just call you the ignorant guy who threatened to kill the Prime Minister,or the idiot that made racist remarks.

To be honest,there's a lot of fear-mongering from the PAP when they first rose to power.Basically,from what I read from the history books,the PAP basically became the ruling party of the state,at a time where Singaporeans were unwilling to bow down to the English empire,not after they have fled the country during World War II,putting up as much fight as a centipede against an MMA fighter.I don't blame Singaporeans,I personally would not accept any government who left us defenseless and when the going is good,came back to rule us again.God save the Queen and her fascist regime.A lot of Singaporeans turned to the Communists,who promised that there would be no elitists in a Communist state,and everyone would be equal.This sounded good,but at a time where the BBC were running enough reports on the Iron Curtain,there was a pretty good idea on how bad Communism would be.Lee Kwan Yew stepped in,and told people who were leaning towards Communism that he would drive the British out,while those who are leaning towards the British that he would drive the Communists out.He essentially played both sides against each other.Some books even say that Lee Kwan Yew even instigated the riots of the 1950s,and jailing several Labour leaders as well.I'm not gonna lie,when I first read that,it reminded me of a certain party that drew power after World War I...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Party

Of course,nobody except our beloved Minister Mentor (hmm...sounds a little North Korea-y there) Mr. Lee Kwan Yew knows the whole truth about his rise to power.The PAP could claim that they played clean politics all along,and people standing outside Singapore could claim that Lee Kwan Yew used a variety of tactics,including jailing opposition leaders,suing and bankrupting them,etc..However,those who thought the PAP rose to power via giving the people what they want,and just plain and simple popularity,might want to check out a book called Comet In Our Sky,or even just read the Wikipedia article on the PAP.It really paints a toothbrush mustache on MM Lee.

Now,I'm not saying that he was a poor leader.By right he should be considered one of the greatest leaders of all time,by bringing a piss poor country run by fishermen and farmers and uneducated hicks into the 21st century with most people carrying diplomas and degrees,wearing shirts and pants and working in an air-conditioned office.However,I have to seriously doubt his abilities had he played a fair 50/50 game with the rest of the political field.The likes of jailing and bankrupting oppositions leaders,while(possibly) instigating riots and then putting the blame on others,just screams of Adolf Hitler.He's just a few assassinations and invasions away from being on par with the most hated man in history.

Anyway,my point is.Singapore is a meritocracy,just as it's claimed to be all along.Nobody should come close to calling the country a democracy.In Singapore,whomever has the highest educational achievement and whomever makes the most money,gets to call the shots.It is an elitist society.First you get the education,then you get the money.Then when you get the money,you get the power.When you get the power,you get the women.OK,the last part isn't really true,because Singaporean women want their tight pussies stuffed with white meat.They just need to realise that just because you have the highest state of education the system has to offer,doesn't mean you're all that smart.So go on,recruit all your youth PAP members(another aspect which reminds me of the Nazi party) from elite schools.They can get 4 points for their 'O' Levels,but they sure as hell don't know how it is to get rid of the quadratic equations and the linear graphs and start dealing with poverty in a way that would not bankrupt the system and still encourage self-sufficiency,or come up with a viable solution to the country's declining birthrate.Do I know how to solve those issues either?No,but at least I don't pretend like I know the answer because I go to a school which is good at rugby.

Which brings me to politics as a whole.People on the right wing are labelling Barack Obama as a socialist,a Nazi.Well let me tell you this,your government has been telling you what to do since the dawn of civilisation.The only difference is that you agree with them,or you have no choice.Now Obama comes along and everyone's taking pot shots at him because he's half-black.Make no bones about it,the only reason Obama gets so much flak on a daily basis,is because he has dark skin.If you put John Edwards in Obama's position,people would give him all the time he needs.The difference between calling a white man Hitler,and calling Obama a socialist,is that you can claim that you're just fully against Obama's politics,and they give you the attention and none of the racist criticism.I'm telling you now,pretty soon America is going to refer to Obama as a nigger.Somebody in the Tea Party movement will get on national TV in a heated protest,and "GET THE NIGGER OUT OF OUR WHITE HOUSE" will slip out.It's inevitable.

Barack Obama is being made scapegoat for everything George W. Bush has done to the country.2 wars in Iraq and Afghanistan,supposedly fighting terrorism,when Osama bin Laden was rumored to be in a buffer zone near Pakistan.Even the Republicans say they knew where Osama was,and they let him off.Why?So that they can continue occupying these oil-rich countries and run their resources dry.Make no mistake about it,if Bush really wanted to fight terrorism,he would have to declare war on the whole of the Middle East,parts of Russia,North Korea and even China.Bush pumped billions into the war,without seeing any profit from it.He was President of the United States when the country sank into recession,which was 2008.Bush signed a 700 billion dollar bailout of the US Financial system,which everyone decided was necessary,without having 700 billion to spend in the first place.He also signed the Stimulus bill associated with Obama,which spent another 152 billion dollars,in 2008.Obama took over office on January 2009,so how is any of the reckless spending his fault?Bush took over Clinton's economy,which turned over a surplus for the government,and sank them into 10 trillion dollars worth of debt.True enough,Obama isn't decreasing the deficit any time soon,but where else is he going to get money to develop the country?Right now the US gross federal debt as a percentage of GDP is about 83.4%,at the end of the fiscal year 2009.So Obama pushed the country into the deep end in less than one year?Bull-fucking-shit.

First of all the US citizens complain about the government becoming too big,and bordering on socialism after the Healthcare bill was passed.That is fucking bullshit,okay?You want socialism,head to North Korea.The government doesn't tell you what to do,or what to eat,or how to think.Right now,the most intrusive government action is to tell their citizens that they need insurance so that they won't have to pay through the nose if they get ill.Then you flip their argument and they start complaining that the government isn't creating enough jobs for their citizens,when years of capitalism has ensured that the government do not intrude in matters of big corporations.So all of a sudden it's the government's fault that they didn't do enough?Didn't you call for a smaller government?It's not the government's fault that people are losing jobs,it's greed.It's a free economy now,corporations are heading over to set up in China or developing countries like India,where production costs are much,much lower.Right now an average blue-collar worker in America takes home about,let's say,$20,000 a year.An average blue-collar worker in China can take home $10,000 and be very smug about it.They're essentially having 2 workers for the price of 1.Corporations take home twice the profits,so why wouldn't they run over to China?If America wants to practice Isolationism,then by all means.It seems that the most prosperous growth,came from that era.What do you think will happen if America practices Isolationism?Every American brand would run off to the East.The government would have to create their own industries and then they'll have jobs to give to Americans.You want Socialism,there's Socialism for you.MOTHERFUCKERS.

Kaiji

2010-03-26T10:39:00.000+08:00

OK I realised that I did watch a movie and forgot to write about it like I always did.So here it is,the review of Kaiji:

IT SUCKS.

The plot had more holes in it than a wheel of Swiss cheese,and during the whole fucking movie you're being treated to loser-palooza.It's stupid and pointless,and the whole fucking movie should have been over in the first 30 minutes after he won the fucking Rock Paper Scissors game.Yeah,Rock FUCKING Paper Scissors.Not something cool like poker,or blackjack,but ROCK.PAPER.SCISSORS.

So nanananana they get dragged down to some underground city to work as slaves to repay their debt.Then Kaiji gets fed up and decides he wants to leave,so he goes on this trip called Brave Men's Road,which isn't as gay as it sounds.They have to walk across a tower crane from one end of a skyscraper to the other,but there's a catch: The crane is electrified so they can't use their bare hands to crawl across.Ooooooooh,scary.THEN WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST TAKE OFF THEIR COATS,PUT IT OVER THEIR HANDS,AND CLIMB ACROSS ANYWAY?!?!?!?!?!

So anyway Kaiji was the only one that made it through,despite heavy winds,heavy rain,8 losers who were so pessimistic I hoped that they all fell off and died,and sure enough,they did,and oddly enough,a creepy old man staring at him from a window.So 2 guys made it,but the other guy was blown off the building because of the change in air pressure,whatever.So Kaiji gets pissed off when he only gets 700,000 yen instead of the 20 million,of which he would give 10 million to some mega-loser's daughter.So they play this game called E-Card.Kaiji lost,initially.Then he found out that they were tracking his heart rate when they were playing so they knew which cards he would play.So he takes out another loan and plays him,smashes his head against a mirror so he'll be bleeding and his heart rate would be off the chart and therefore unreadable,and he wins.

OK,this E-Card thing is unimaginably moronic.So there are 2 decks,one Emperor and one Slave deck.The game has 3 types of cards,the Emperor card,the Slave card and the Citizen card.The Emperor and Slave decks have 4 Citizen cards each,and the Emperor deck will have one Emperor card,Slave deck will have one Slave card.So the game goes like this,each player plays a card face down,then flips it up and sees who won.This is how they decide.The Emperor beats Citizen,The Citizen beats Slave and The Slave beats Emperor.If both players play a Citizen card,then it's a draw.So it's simple,whoever wins first,wins the whole game.It's EXACTLY like ROCK PAPER MOTHERFUCKING SCISSORS.

So bottom line,this movie is stupid,and you end up hating Kaiji and the rest of the losers because they're all whiny and unwilling to do something about their predicament.I have never hoped for the protagonists to die so badly.

Work Experience

2010-03-18T00:21:00.000+08:00

Right,let's cut the foreplay,shall we?

OK,so I worked for the first time in my life,at the recent IT Fair,and I liked it.I'm the kind of guy who likes to do something,the thought of not having anything to do makes me cringe.I won't like what I'm doing,but I've found a need to do something so I won't feel like I'm wasting the Earth's resources.Then again,the pay is great,the work is simple,why not?I was actually about to get ready for the chalet the clique had planned,and I got the job offer at the 11th hour.I spent a few hours at the chalet,and it was good enough R'n'R for me.

So basically I worked at the CitiBank redemption booth,giving away gifts for people who charge their purchases to their CitiBank card.It's rather funny to watch people's reactions when you realize how cheap the gifts are,considering UOB is giving away a more expensive gift in a price category lower than CitiBank's.It's even worse when we are fully redeemed for the day.People just expect us to pull the freebies out of our ass.Even worse,they don't read the fucking terms and conditions (and have no common sense) and then feel that they are exempted from them because they didn't know.You fucking halfwits,just because you ignorant fucks don't know something,doesn't mean it's not real.So what,if you didn't know about gravity,you would fucking float?Fuck you,dipshits.

Then of course,you would have the occasion abrasive personality.Where they raise this huge stink because we're fully redeemed for the day.What the fuck do you want me to do,man?I'm not motherfucking Criss Angel here.For some reason the people on the last day were the worst.2 guys almost resorted to violence.What assholes,and they always threaten to complain to CitiBank,hey,fuck it,complain to CitiBank,I don't give a fuck.I'm not directly employed by CitiBank,you jerk-off.I could really care less.What are they gonna do,fire me?Fuck face.

Anyway,I enjoy serving nice people,who understand that there are rules and no one is exempted from them.I'm actually really kind because every time I meet a nice customer who doesn't try to wring my arm to get something I can't give,I always give them something extra.It's just my way of saying "Thank you for not being an asshole."Since no one really gives a shit,as long as we clear the stock.

So,all in all,I had a great time working,even when doing the mule work.I enjoy working with people,and it gives me pleasure when they're happy.It makes you feel like people appreciate shit,you know?Cause they need to realize that CitiBank probably doesn't need to do this,and this is all some dumb marketing ploy to suck all of you losers in.You guys would sign up for their cards anyway,since they have so many benefits.So just appreciate the fact that we're giving you free shit,fuckers.

STOP USING PHOTOSHOP!!!GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

2010-03-04T00:48:00.000+08:00

I really have a bone to pick with women who deceive,either with pictures which are photoshopped the hell out of,or use really old pictures when they were young and hot.It's like,woah,such a rude awakening when you see the real them.

I don't know what is it about girls but they try their best to deceive men and other women every other day.To paraphrase Chris Rock,they wear wonderbras,high heels and make-up.Your tits aren't that big,you aren't that tall and your face doesn't look like that.

Then comes every girl's secret weapon,Photoshop.The wonders of a push-up bra,high heels and make-up without having to use those things physically.Just click and your tits become bigger,click and your legs are longer,click and your acne is gone.And when you actually meet up with the girl she's a flat-chested midget with an acne infested face.Photoshop is a worse weapon than the atomic bomb.

Also,I've always heard amusing stories about people using old pictures of themselves on social sites or dating sites,only to find out their target wasn't as young as their picture claimed to be.

Bottom line,THEY ARE ALL LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Suicide is a crime in Singapore?!?!?!

2010-03-03T15:05:00.000+08:00

Just in case you didn't know,yes,attempted suicide is a crime in Singapore.I don't know why,probably the government's way of punishing anyone who tries to decrease the population.

Just to clear things up,suicide is not a crime in Singapore,ATTEMPTED suicide is a crime.It means if you try to kill yourself,and you FAIL,you'll go to prison and get caned.The government will not,however,drag your corpse to get a whipping from the officer with the bulging right arm.

Leon told me about his discovery last night online and asked me to talk about it here,I was kinda reluctant to talk about it because it's rather black and white,but oh well,what am I doing now,hah.Leon's wish is granted.

To be honest,I don't care.If you commit suicide,fuck it,you're a coward or an attention whore and I'd gladly put a bullet in your brain if you survive.The government should be really ironic about things and sentence people who failed suicide to death.Hey,they can't complain,their wishes are being granted.Besides,people who commit suicide are quitters,fuck it,let them die anyway.We don't need a population of quitters.

OK,in more personal news.I'm looking forward to Alice In Wonderland,to be released tomorrow.Woo.And my plan to work out almost every day has been derailed by laziness.Lol.Oops.

Life's meaning.

2010-02-27T21:13:00.000+08:00

I find life to be a journey where you constantly regret taking,and the actions you make along the way.You hate everything about it,but you find it worthwhile at the end of the road.

I might never realize how I will ever find life worthwhile.I might be rich,I might be universally loved,and I could have everything I desire in this world,but I might never find life worth living until my dying breath.

I would know,because my thoughts are haunted by the poor decisions I have made in my life.That's saying something when I'm only 17 going on 18.It makes no sense,I should be carefree,but I'm not.I always feel that I am paranoid and think too much.I guess I should just let my mind be because it's how I'm wired.I can't change who and how I am,I want to,but I don't know how.

Omgzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I haven't posted in like foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

2010-02-18T22:43:00.000+08:00

OK guys I am really sorry for not posting and the blog is dead,DEAD I TELLS YA AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF ME,ME,MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

But I digress,moving on.Chinese New Year was last Sunday!Oh my godzzzzzzzzzzzzz treats and moneyyyyyyyyyyy.Motherfucking A.Chinese New Year was great guys,I had a lot of fun,unfortunately the fun was cut short because my grandmother was grumbling and fidgeting to go home after a while.Ugh,I know,but what can I do?It kinda blows because she kills the fun.I can't complain too much though,she's the one who cooks and cleans after all.Anyway,I gambled,as per tradition,with family and friends.It's pretty cool.

Does anyone take the Circle Line daily to Bishan then transition to the North-South Line going to Jurong East via Woodlands?If so,do you notice the Lady Gaga caricature artists drew on the wall?Can't remember?Let me show you guys what I'm talking about:

Anyway,I've been doing some deep philosophical thinking since the holidays.I'm lying,but I have a point to make anyway.Life is all about perception.It's how you see things that affects your thoughts and judgement.For example:

A giant bowl of sambal chili,almost as big as the plate holding the utensils.I took this at the local Tze Char stall at the food court at Punggol Plaza.

But in actual fact,the bowl of chili is rather:

It's rather small compared to the big white plate holding the utensils,don't you think?

See how the different camera angle might show different perspectives?This is my point.In life,one perspective is never enough,you need to look at things in multiple angles in order to get a better view of the thing.The media is best at distorting images,and try to make you look at things from the perspective that suits their agenda.Sadly many people still fall for their trick.Making people see things in one perspective is called propaganda,and you know it's bad cause it has a lot of A's in the word.I'm just kidding,but yes,propaganda is disgusting and should be made illegal.You might think it's gone,after Nazi Germany and Communist Russia,but I assure you the Singapore government bans content daily that shows Singapore in a way that does not benefit their agenda.Reach out there and grasp the knowledge that they're trying to keep away from you,and learn the things that you've never known,and use it.Who knows,it might save your life some day.

I've developed a taste of a life above my means...Uh oh.

2010-02-07T22:05:00.000+08:00

Let me tell you guys what I've been looking at recently,and I've decided that I wanna buy a few things:

Dr. Denim grey jeans: $169
Beats by Dr. Dre Tour headphones: $350 or so
Skullcandy Full-Metal Jacket headphones: $120 or so
River Island military jacket: $167

Time to go job-hunting after the Chinese New Year.

I is at Starbucks with decent to horrible Internets,yay.

2010-01-27T16:08:00.000+08:00

Ah,I'm so happy Starbucks has Wireless@SG provided by SingTel,and not crappy M1.I'd much rather take a bloody dial-up connection compared to a M1 wireless Internet connection.It just stinks. (UPDATE: SingTel sucks too,I'm getting a wireless modem ASAP)

Okay...so what's going on since I told everyone my pretty lavish birthday wish list...Nothing much really.My football season has finally picked up,with United beating Hull 4-0,and our top striker and in my opinion,the best player in the world right now,Wayne Rooney,scoring all 4 goals to send us top.Liverpool have no disappointed me,drawing yet again this morning to Wolves,0-0.Seriously,it was so pathetic.I love it when your arch-rivals go down the toilet like the crap you take everyday.Fucking losers.

I've just bought Michael Jackson's epic musical documentary,This Is It,at HMV.It was released yesterday,but I didn't get to buy it because I went to Zi Hong's house with Jin How to play some Wii and PS3.I've gotta say,I'm rather envious because I wished I had a PS3.A Wii,meh,not so much,but I'd still welcome it.It was fun,and Zi Hong seems to have played a lot of video games,because he was quite skillful at FIFA 10 and Wii Boxing.Anyway,back to my point.I've looked forward to This Is It for such a long time.It still hurts because I would much rather have MJ alive and kicking it at the O2 Arena in London.

OK,from the happenings in my life to some rather serious news I read today,which struck me on a more personal level.It was about this man in his mid-20s who had attacked his grandmother by punching her twice in the head and pulling her hair before she managed to escape and report him to the police.All because he was hounding her for money to gamble,and when she gave him $20,he felt it wasn't enough and went berserk.He was sent to prison,and what's worse was that the grandmother has been blaming herself for her grandson going to prison.

All I can say is,are you freaking kidding me?This is absolutely ridiculous.This is a woman who has brought him up from when he was a child,abandoned by his mother,and with his father uneducated and scrapping for a living.This old lady took 3 jobs just to feed this boy,and this is how the goddamn faggot repays her?By gambling away her money and then assaulting her when he felt the amount wasn't enough?WHAT THE FUCK?The fucker doesn't even work,for god's sake.He's in his 20s and he doesn't even work.He has 2 children and doesn't feel inclined to look after them like a real man would.

I can't even begin to describe the level of disgust and contempt I have for this person.To call him a man would be an insult to men.The reason this strikes me on a personal level is because,for those who don't know,I've been in my grandmother's care since I was born,and I have lived with her since I was 8,when my parents divorced.My grandmother doesn't work to raise me because my parents are educated and financially stable,so money is not a problem.It's absolutely horrendous to imagine myself beating my grandmother.I've been quite ashamed of myself because I yell at my grandmother and I know I shouldn't,but I can't help but do it.Her senile state is driving me batshit insane,but I'd much rather keep all my anger inside me than to lash out at my grandmother,not to even mention abusing her for no fucking reason.It is absolutely disgraceful to see a person go down this road,because from whichever angle you look at,he is wrong in every way.He should have gotten a job to raise his children,because god knows if there's ever a person who knows the consequences of parental neglect,it's him.Yet he lives on his aging grandmother.God knows what he would do if she passed away.Probably waste away his inheritance on gambling.

It's just sickening to me.I'd much rather castrate myself,and I really hope I can find him in an empty room so I can destroy him physically with whatever is at my disposal.My fists,legs,bag,whatever.He does not deserve to live like a man.

New Post!!! Gahhhhhhhhh!!!

2010-01-21T20:04:00.000+08:00

It's nearing the end of another school week,and inching ever closer to my final UT week.A relaxing yet anxious feeling.

Now,I know it's a little less than 6 months until my birthday,but I've decided on a birthday list,just for the hell of it.

What I want for my birthday:

A pair of brown and a pair of black lace-ups,I'm not fussed by which brand.
A pair of brown woven shoes by Topman.
A brown belt,which can be worn in any occasion.
A grey suit.
Fuel for Life cologne by Diesel,OR
The Beat Cologne by Burberry
A leather satchel by either Topman or French Connection.
A leather jacket by Zara Men
A plaid shirt by either River Island,Zara Men or Topman.
A neck fitting necklace with maybe dog tags.
A collection of v-necks by either Topman or UniQlo.

Ciao for now.

Girls with big boobs are so hypocritical

2010-01-17T11:33:00.000+08:00

Hey,everybody.It's Sunday,the 17th.I wanna say happy birthday to Obenza.Happy 18th birthday.

Anyway,the reason for this post's title is because there was an event at a bar called OverEasy called Fill My Cups.They basically give out free drinks to chicks,and the bigger your funbags,the more free drinks you get.A-cups get 1 free drink.B-cups get 2,C-cups get 3 and D-cups get a whole bottle of vodka on the house.So The New Paper publicized the event on Saturday's edition,and many women have been calling the event tasteless and demeaning to women.You know,the usual feminism shit.

THEN,on Saturday night,women turned up in droves to the bar so that they could have their free drinks.

Oh,I'm sorry,I thought this was demeaning to women?

But what I'm really surprised at is that there are actually girls in Singapore with boobs bigger than a B-cup.This is stunning to me.What a revelation.Oh my God,my faith in humanity has been restored.Hallelujah.

Most of the girls with D-cups aren't Chinese though.Most of them are Eurasian,or something else.

Now,I do agree that it might be insulting to some women to show off their goods for free drinks.Those with small boobies are at a disadvantage.How will they ever compete with those luscious ladies with larger puppies?Or maybe you ladies should take a leaf out of the "lovely" Heidi Montag,who underwent massive plastic surgery to look "better".She underwent breast augmentation,and she now has DDD-cup tits.Which is a nice USA way of saying an F-cup.

Now I'm not saying every small-boobed woman should go get implants.Big or small,I love 'em all.I'm just saying that those women who are honorary members of the itty-bitty-titty-committee who bitch and hiss at women with bigger funbags because they get more perks and attention should know that there are alternative ways to get as much attention.Basically 2 bags of silicone and a plastic surgeon.Or even your own body fat,God bless the British plastic surgeons.

I'm just lucky I'm a guy,because nobody really wants to see a guy's penis.There's no "swing your dick night" at the local clubs.We don't wear pants with holes in the crotch to show off our junk.It's not really anybody's faults that women are being objectified in this way.We wanna see it,and you girls show it off.If you don't show it off,that would be the end of it.I mean,I absolutely hate women who wear tank tops and booty shorts,and then snap at guys who stare.You KNOW that guys are going to stare,and if you really feel uncomfortable about it,you would have worn something less revealing.There's always a downside to everything.Like guys could wear tank tops,and not be buff and shit,but you come off looking like a homosexual.There's always a plus and minus for every situation,and it's unfair and naive that you want only the plus side of every situation.

You pay the consequences for your actions.

Hatred

2010-01-14T08:36:00.000+08:00

Wanna hear a funny story?When I stepped out of the house today,a boiling rage suddenly coursed through my veins and caused the bile and acid in my stomach to churn so much that I was in pain throughout the whole train ride to RP.I'm still in pain now,as we speak.

Why did a boiling rage and a fireball of hatred course through my veins?I don't know,but bad memories crept up to the surface.Memories of my lower secondary school days,predominantly.I had a pretty bad first two years,getting bullied,fighting and losing,being a giant dick and making everyone hate me,pretty much destroying my school life before I tried to build it back up,but by then it was too late.My PSP getting stolen,and whoever stole the PSP taunting me via text messages.These showings of who's the boss really fucked me up bad.

The problem with me is that I will never forget any memory,good or bad,and they'll creep up onto the front of my brain once in a while and I'd feel a deep sense of shame and hatred.It's inexplicable,and it's crazy of me.Maybe I need some therapy.

In other news,Haiti suffered a 7.0 magnitude earthquake and the nation is in ruins.Countries have poured in to help the nation dig up survivors trapped in the rubble and to give out rations to the victims of the earthquake.I sincerely hope people would help in any way they can.I personally can't because firstly I don't pay the bills in the family,so I can't donate by test message or online.YouTube has a bar on top of their site that allows people to donate money to the earthquake victims.My heart goes out to them and I hope they can rebuild their lives quickly.Please help in any way you can.Thank you.

2010-01-13T14:31:00.003+08:00

Why can't we all just shut up once in a while and let other people live their lives?

Friday,8th January 2010

2010-01-08T10:40:00.000+08:00

Oh my FUCKING God,class is boring.It's so boring,if it was any more boring,it would go back in time and give Jesus Christ Squirrel AIDS.That's how boring it is.

Moving on from the unmentionable horrors of SquAIDS,it's the end of the first week of school,and man,did it suck.I was late on Monday,Wednesday and Friday.I skipped like 2/3s of Wednesday's lesson to go eat some fried oysters omelette/orh lua/豪煎 at Toa Payoh.Delicious as hell.I even brought some home for my grandma.(Thumbs up for a filial grandson.)

Good news though,I got A's for both my New Media UT1 and my Cognitive UT2.Then of course,I totally flunked Math.I'm ascared that I'll have to retake that shit next semester.Haha,no,not really,but I do hate Math.I hope I can get A's for all my other modules,4 A's and a C,I hope.

Then,yesterday night,my dad randomly went to buy chili crabs to eat.I don't know what the hell is wrong with him,but fuck it,chili crabs.

I'm going to watch Invictus later,and to my chagrin,they're only showing the movie in selected theaters,luckily,the majority of the theaters in Orchard are showing the movie.Apparently it's not a movie that Singaporeans wanna watch.Yeah,I figured.This is the bunch of morons that think Transformers II and New Moon were good movies.Fuck them,I wanna watch a potential Oscar nominee.Not some Michael Bay and Twilight shit.I can literally,take a dump on a piece of parchment,have a monkey smear it all over the parchment,have someone look at it and puke all over it,and that parchment would still have better storywriting than both those movies.Fucking idiots.

You wanna know what's randomness?

2010-01-08T00:13:00.001+08:00

You really wanna know what's randomness?You really wanna know?Really?Rearry?

WELL LET ME TELL YOU WHAT RANDOMNESS IS:

IT'S WHEN YOUR DAD GOES OUT AT 11PM TO GET CHILI CRABS,THAT'S WHAT!

Tasty,tasty randomness.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

It's Jermaine Beckford!!!

2010-01-04T20:08:00.000+08:00

and I died inside...and jizzed in my pants.

In case you were wondering who this Jermaine Beckford fella was,and how did he make me die and jizz at the same time.He's a striker for Leeds United,and he scored the deciding goal to send MY team Manchester United out of the FA Cup,AT HOME,IN THE 3RD ROUND.WHAT!!!The fuck.

So,fuck the FA Cup,let's move on to the NFL.Because the Dallas Cowboys are the NFC East CHAMPIONS!!!We shut out the Philadelphia Eagles 24-0.3rd seed,not enough to secure a first round bye,but we'll be playing the Eagles again next week.Can't wait to see whether Romo and co. will stand up and be counted,or if the 'Boys will crumble,just like in the past...15 years?

So,moving on from sports,because there's not a lot of good news and the FA Cup loss is tearing my ass apart.

THE RETURN OF SCHOOL!!!

Oh god damn,school has reopened to haunt us once again.My 2010 school-related resolutions are:

1. Finally visit the TRCC cafe
2. Get some more points required on the board.Sucks ass,they should just eliminate the system.
3. Get some track pants,because we have that adventure learning crap next week.

So,anyway.I'm back in school,and it was BORING.Ok,I was late for school anyway,and I had half a mind not to go to school,after United (both Leeds and Manchester) raped me.So,after listening to Chin Bin say that you should get 30g of protein in your breakfast,I decided to have an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's.Then an iced Caramel Frap from Starbucks to keep me awake,and to keep my metabolism rate going.Lugging around 2 laptops (one in my bag,one in my hand) isn't the best way to start my term.I had no idea what was going on in class,I was chatting all day,and finished my work in about like,5 minutes?

I also made a new online friend today.Shout out to Miranda,who looks like a ginger Lady Gaga,and a shout out to people who helped me pass the time online today: Ange,Mark,Zana,Stef,Luis and Zeid.

So I came home,and looked around the bowels of the Internet,and I found a list of 370 passwords banned by Twitter,because they were too common,and too easy.Some classics include:

1111111
abcdefgh
abc123

and so on and so forth.You can read the whole list at http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Twitter-banned-passwords.txt

I'm sure a lot of people out there use the same password for multiple things,so it'll be relatively easy to hack into their accounts.A lot of people's passwords are names,or their birthdays,or their favorite band,etc. I'd suggest a random password for important things,such as MSN,Facebook,Twitter,etc. Let's beef up security in the year of the Tiger,people,because a Tiger is known for 2 things,being ferocious,and sleeping with tons of women,many of them porn stars,call girls or general sluts people bring to parties because somebody can and will bang them,such as Lindsay Lohan.

1st post of 2010

2010-01-02T21:26:00.000+08:00

Egad!I have not posted at all in the year of 2010.(I'll let you in on a secret,I accidentally wrote "1st post of 2009" originally instead of "1st post of 2010")

Well,as you can see,I've ushered some changes to my blog,this is only temporary,I'm just contemplating changing my blogskin altogether.I'm sure I can...I dunno,whip up something with the HTML I learned in school,or just borrow a skin online.

So...what's been happening since 2010 dawned upon us?I don't know if you guys know this,but there was actually a blue moon,a literal blue moon,on either New Year's Eve for my friends in Europe, the Americas and Africa,and on New Year's Day for my Australian and Asian friends.So that was a literally once in a blue moon occurrence,which was special.

I rang in the New Year by chilling at home,after staying out late twice in the last week of December,I thought I'd let myself off.I rang in the New Year by watching the countdown show and then switching to HBO to watch The Dark Knight for the 3rd or 4th time in a week.It was worth it,the movie is too good to be true.It's one of those rare movies where the more you watch it,the more details you pick up that moves the storyline forward.Of course,I'm kinda...sick of it?I just watched it on HBO again today.I can't wait for the third Chris Noland Batman film.He's brought the franchise back to life,and kept the Bat-Nipples in the storage box.I hope Christian Bale takes the advice of everyone and tone down the growling,or get rid of it altogether.He makes Batman sound rabid instead of terrifying.I think a better way would be to invent a voice transformer and develop a full face mask.Just a suggestion,It would be cool to see what villains would show up in the Batman universe.

When I woke up,I just lazed at home all day,and watched the epic Michael Jackson's HIStory Tour in Copenhagen.

The second day of the new year,I hit the gym,and the pool.I must say,I must have gotten my breaststroke groove back,because my speed considerably picked up.Then a quick shower to wash off the chlorine before Ben,Chin Bin and I hit the roads of Orchard for lunch and to buy some stuff.I ate the signature St. Louis pork ribs at The Cafe Cartel.(It was a little too sweet for my taste) Then we went back to ION to buy some clothing.I spent about $71 dollars on an Everlast T-shirt(on sale) and a River Island belt.Then I walked around looking at potential clothes to purchase and wear during Chinese New Year.I hope I would be slim enough by then.

Alrighty then,until next time,and look out for the changes in this blog.

If you support Liverpool,you are A) suicidal or B) a terrorist

2009-12-31T23:32:00.000+08:00

Some interesting news I've come across recently...

A Singaporean Liverpool fan hung himself after the Liverpool-United game this season.They think that he killed himself over gambling debts.So let me Sherlock this and deduce.He's a Liverpool fan,and he bets on football games.So I'm guessing he bets on Liverpool to win.Psh,no wonder he killed himself.

If you've been reading or watching the news lately,you would know that a man tried to blow up a plane from Amsterdam to Detroit.The man,Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab,apparently hid the explosive in his underpants,and tried to light the fuse on the plane before getting overpowered by the passengers.To quote Philip DeFranco "That's one explosion in your pants that you can't clean up with your girlfriend's bath towels."

The odd part is that Umar Farouk is supposedly a Liverpool fan,from what they can deduce from his blog.

So,the moral of the story is,if you're a Liverpool fan,you will strive to kill yourself under different (pretend) reasons.

HTML Tip

2009-12-31T21:23:00.000+08:00

OK guys,I learned a code to autoplay YouTube videos that are embedded on your website,I thought I'd share it with everyone.

If you added &autoplay=1 at the end of 'embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_PAv1nEVvTM&hl=en_US&fs=1&' ,the video would autoplay,so it would look something like this:

'embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_PAv1nEVvTM&hl=en_US&fs=1& &autoplay=1'

Have fun with it,you guys.

Oh,and I want to give a shoutout to all my readers,and I want to wish them a Happy New Year's.

Stay safe,don't drink and drive,and if you're about to drunkenly hook up with somebody,she's probably fat.

Peace ya'll.

I Almost Feel Sorry For Athletes...

2009-12-31T05:19:00.000+08:00

K guys...right now I'm watching football,which is why I'm awake at 5am in the morning.

I almost feel sorry for pro athletes.Footballers in England have to play on Boxing Day and then 2-3 days after that,and then a cup game on the first week of January.In other words,they don't really have time to do much except to train and play matches.They can't even enjoy their Christmas dinner.

Across the pond in the USA,players in the NBA and NFL have to play on Christmas Day.To me,that just sucks.

Also,athletes don't celebrate any holidays because they don't have the time.No birthdays,no Chinese New Year,no Easter.Hell,Muslim athletes have to compete while fasting for Ramadan.It's just really harsh to be an athlete these days because you're nothing more than finger puppets for TV bigwigs to decide when or where you play.

Then again,they make millions of dollars each year,so they can suck it.All credit to them though,they never seem to complain.

I dream of a day where I make so much money playing a sport,that I can cheat on my wife with 15 mistresses,pay millions to keep them quiet,divorce my wife and she'll get 300 million,and still be worth about 700 million.

Hey,MLK can have his dream,why can't I?

Just when I thought it was safe to go outside...

2009-12-31T00:08:00.001+08:00

*XIhan.. i ask eu ah
*eu ytd blog abt the rich ppl tht one is saying me ah..?
*but got someone tell me to view ur blog.. say eu indirectly shoot me..
*but dun bother to ask.. we wont tell eu who it is

I just motherfucking love it when people sprout rumors.

First of all,thanks for reading my blog,I know how much I appreciate your viewership.I'm not being sarcastic.

If you think I'm saying something bad about somebody else,the least you could do is to come up to me and fucking ask me.I'm not known for being a master liar and an illusionist or some shit.Hell,some people think that I'm overly blunt.

What I don't do is I don't talk badly about my friends on a personal level.Have I done a Two-Face on somebody whom they thought was my friend?I'm not some conniving little bitch in high school who talks behind other people's backs.

As for the offending post,it was you who made the connections,not me.So if anything was an admission of guilt,it would be that you made the connections.

FYI,I was reading a list of articles on AskMen.com and there is a segment called The Watch Snob.I find his articles entertaining and all that,but I hate the comments from the not-so wealthy spouting shit about how people who can afford these stuff are so full of shit and how by flaunting their wealth,they're being shallow and insecure and have a small penis,etc. Firstly,what I say is true.Nobody has the right to judge another person's life,it is their choice,and however they choose to live their lives will be up to them and they will bear the consequences of their actions.How is it your problem that you can only buy a $20 bag and others can buy a $2000 bag?It's not,it never was your problem,it never will be,unless the $2000 bag is secretly used as a deadly weapon in a conspiracy to kill you.

Also,friend,I can understand that if you feel that someone has insulted you,you'd feel less than happy,obviously.Because personally I'd be more than angry,but at least clarify things with me first before you act confrontational,and yes,you were being confrontational to some degree,maybe you were doing it subconsciously.Also,you don't need to cover up the identity of whomever told you that,because I've already figured it out.I won't say who though,because you're trying to avoid embarrassment for her,and I just want to put this matter to bed.

Some parting words:
I don't need to explain jack shit,but I'm hell bent on clearing this up for everyone.Firstly,I don't talk shit behind my friends' backs.Secondly,if you find any problems with me,settle it with me immediately,because more often than not I get misunderstood,and if you needed clarification,I have it.Thirdly,don't go around making assumptions,because when you ASSUME,it makes an ASS out of U and ME.Lastly,I'm sick and tired of a rumor mill,and to be honest,so is everyone.So take my posts at face value.I try to be serious,yes,but I seldom take things to a personal level unless it affects me greatly.I don't put hidden meanings in my blogs,I'm not the fucking Da Vinci Code.I'm just deeply insulted that anyone thinks that I will do such things.

I pray to God(Joe Pesci),that this is will be the last time my blog stirs up any controversy,because that's not my intention of doing this in the first place.

Wednesday 30th December 2009

2009-12-30T17:48:00.000+08:00

You know what's odd about me?Everyone tells you to love your own skin,and be comfortable the way you are,and whatever.It's good advice,but I can never seem to follow it.I hate my own skin,I hate the way I look.

I hate my hair
I hate my nose
I hate my lips
I hate my teeth
I hate my body
I hate my legs
I hate my height

I don't really know if I'm going to blame society for distorting the image of what good really is,and la-di-da all the pseudo He-men telling me that real men don't care what they look like.I think it's bullshit,everyone is insecure about themselves in some way.I'm just insecure about how I look like outside.I'm more than confident of my intellect,and that's a good thing,because I can change how I look (not so much my height,or rather,lack thereof),but if I'm a dumbass,I can't become a genius.

Right now,I do have an image in my head of how I want to look like.I want to be 6'2" (185cm),and the very obvious sculpted body.I want a squarish,cut jawline,a sharper nose.I want wavy hair,and I don't want to wear glasses.My teeth are straight,and I am well tanned.In other words,I pretty much want to look like Cristiano Ronaldo or John Morrison.

It's not too difficult,is it?Hmm...

2009-12-29T22:46:00.000+08:00

You wanna know why rich people spend money?Because they can,you stupid fucker.It's not up to you or anybody else to judge how other people live their lives,and just because they have a different lifestyle from yours,doesn't mean that you get to act better than them and ridicule them,you inferiority complex having motherfucker.

If you had any brains,you would have done something with your life.All your high and mighty talk and your snobbish attitude towards anybody who doesn't share your viewpoints,it's all a smokescreen to cover up the fact that you are a failure and the worst out of all of us.

I have the right to live the way I want,but you don't have the right to judge me.I can let the jokes roll off my back,but I know,with all your frequent snide comments,that you mean what you say.This is what you should do instead,shut the fuck up.

The race card...worse than the atomic bomb

2009-12-28T21:56:00.000+08:00

Everybody loves to play the race card.If you are a minority,you will play the race card.Call Jesse Jackson,start some riots,join a militant group hell bent on destroying the country.

You know what,whatever works for you works for me too.Because I could not,and I shall not,give a shit about your choices.I know they're poor choices,and I will say "I told you so" in a sing-song voice when you come to regret it.It's my style.

Let's start the ball rolling by giving you guys an example of the stupidity the race card creates.

In 2003,the New Haven,Connecticut fire department threw out test results in which too few minorities did well in.That test was a standardized test firemen had to take in order to get a promotion.The white firemen sued for reverse-discrimination,which was at first overruled,by Judge Sonia Sotomayor,whom you may know as the motherfucking Supreme Court Justice for the United States of America.They were finally given their justice in June,and received their badges.

How is this playing the race card,you ask?Well,the main defense of the black firemen was that minorities don't do well in standardized tests,and thus,the tests are racist and should be thrown out.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA????????

Were the black firemen given different,inferior books to study?Were they written in a whites-only language?What,motherfucker,what?This is absolutely goddamn amazingly STUPID.I don't write their paychecks,but I'm more than sure firemen earn enough money to live in a house with tables and lights,and they have spare change to buy notebooks and pens to take down notes with.The question really is,who the FUCK is so STUPID to accept that defense as a legitimate defense?And basically,that defense is saying "Minorities are dumber than white people,so making us take tests to see whether we're competent or not is racist."

No,you ignorant motherfuckers.It's not biology that made you fail your test.It's general stupidity among stupid people that made you fail your test.It's not because you're black/hispanic/whatever,that's why you failed your test.It's more like,you failed your test because you're stupid,and you just happened to be black/hispanic/whatever.Also,get the fuck out with that "minorities do poorly in tests" bullshit.Asian people could take any test with our eyes closed and both hands and feet tied up with headphones plugged into a iPod playing the worst music in history on repeat strapped to our ears.We're 1% of the US population,we're 20% of the Harvard alumni.

Face it,when you're not good enough,you are not good enough.Cry me a river and get over yourself.Race is not an issue when it comes to tests,Intelligence is.Unless the minorities stand in front of the whole world right now,and say "Minorities are dumber than the Majority by nature",it will never be a valid excuse.Or better yet,America,look at who's running your country.Oh,right,a black man,and who's Supreme Court Justice.A hispanic woman.So take a look,America,and get your heads out of your asses.

Now,let me provide another example that is closer to home.For those of you who watched the Singapore Idol finals last night,you were not watching Suria,despite the overwhelming number of Malay people on your TV screen.No,that's not a racist statement.Suria's a Malay channel,so DUH,Malay people would be on the screen.Who the fuck else would be on Suria,white people?

Then there are the claims that Sezairi only won because he's Malay.They're not lying,are they?There are only 2 reasons Sezairi won Singapore Idol.

1) He's a male
2) He's Malay

See any connection?Taufik Batisah,Hady Mirza,Sezairi Sezali?I'm not going to knock on Taufik or Hady,because they are good singers,and they were the better singers during the competition.Sezairi can sing,like one song.When he sang "Your Body Is A Wonderland" by John Mayer,I was impressed.It was the only time he ever impressed me with his singing.Because he's mediocre.Sezairi is a one-trick pony.He shouldn't even be in contention compared to much better singers like Sylvia and Tabitha.I know women have their beef with Tabitha,because apparently she looks very arrogant.So what?She's in a singing competition,not a humility contest.You don't deny Ronaldo his Ballon d'Or just because he's arrogant.

People are stupid.They are,they look at qualities they admire and decide on that,regardless of whether those qualities are relevant or not.You can have people eating out of the palm of your hands if they see those qualities in you.

Let me tell you guys something.FACT: Chinese people can't be bothered to vote for Singapore Idol contestants.FACT: Malay people would support other Malay people,unless they are terrorists.FACT: Women are stupid and they blindly follow men,especially famous men.

These factors led to Sezairi's rise to evil...I mean,become Singapore Idol.If you can find out the demographics of Sezairi supporters,it is a guarantee that the majority of them are Malay girls,and an even larger majority are women.You wanna bet?

People can say that we're racist because we claim that Sezairi only won because he's Malay,but they'll be wrong.Granted,Singaporeans say a lot of racist things (e.g. Singapore Idol should be on Suria),but they are stating facts.Sezairi won because he has the Malay vote,and he has the female vote.It's a fact,so why is it racist?Because we talked about a race?It's not racist,and get your heads out of your asses.The fact that anybody voted for Sezairi is a travesty in itself,regardless of who voted for him.He sucks,get over it.

Feminism is Reverse-Sexism.

2009-12-26T22:24:00.000+08:00

I am all for gender equality.I think men and women should be treated equally,and they should have the same rights,and the same privileges.My perfect world would be one with no prejudices against anybody.Of course,that's not really possible.

Now,what I want to talk about is this current feminist movement because it is becoming extremely hypocritical.What the feminists stand for these days,are that women are better than men,and any other instance proving otherwise is sexist and should be stamped out.No,shut up,because this is true.There is no argument.

The 21st century feminism is nothing but a farce.It used to mean that women were free to do whatever they liked,just as men were free to do whatever they liked.Now?It means that women have the god-given right to do anything they want and men are the weaker sex because of blah blah blah and that women deserved to be treated like queens.

Let's just cut the crap and be rational for a second.Women are not queens,they are people.They eat food and drink water and shit and sleep and fuck.They're exactly like men.Why is it that some women are demanding to be treated like they eat fluffy clouds and crap gold and happiness?

The topic is too broad to explain in length,so I'll just talk about one topic,and I'll try to keep it short.

Sports.Women have been dying to compete with men after they were done with equal rights.I'm all for it.Sportswomen like Danica Patrick are good for the game,and things like mixed tennis doubles,nothing bad about it.

Let's turn it around then,to the case of Caster Semenya.She's a competitor who won the gold for the 800m sprint event at the 2009 World Championships.Now,questions were raised about her real gender,and they did tests on her.Why is it such a big deal?Because she might be a man.

Wait a minute,wait a minute,wait a minute.What's wrong with that?Equal opportunity right?Even if Caster was a man,it shouldn't even be a problem,right?Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.It's not fair to the other women.

I don't see why women can compete with men,but men cannot compete with women.You want to know the reason why?Because by nature,men are stronger.Men are stronger,we are faster,we kick harder,we throw further,we are more accurate,and by nature,men are better physical specimens.Just because a woman behind a car can win a title,doesn't mean that all women are the hot shit and deserved to be treated as such.If you want equal opportunity,then be willing to accept EQUAL rights.We don't play by your rules.We don't want to bend the rules our way,we want it straight.No more bullshit with either party.We either do this,or do that for all situations.Not do this for situation A,and this for situation B,and we DEFINITELY do not do anything just for women to have an advantage,because as I've said,it's not feminism,it's SEXISM.

Oh Christmas Eve,oh Christmas Eve,Christmas Eve in Orchard Road is a bitch

2009-12-25T13:15:00.000+08:00

Fucking hell,you would think they were giving out gold bars at Orchard Road last night.The human jam was ridiculous,if a group of people decided to run in the opposite direction,we would have reenacted Hillsbrough.This wouldn't be a problem if science were able to turn us superhuman and give us the ability to teleport to wherever we desired.Too bad religion had to try to stop them.God damn you,religion (5 stars for the irony).

What did I do on Christmas' Eve?Well,I went to Orchard (yeah,duh) and I watched Sherlock Holmes!Yeah the movie was awesome.I was thinking Guy Ritchie might have fucked it up (not a big fan of him),but he did a good job.Usually when a movie adaptation of a book series comes out,one would expect that either the movie is targeted only towards the readers of the books,or meant to introduce non-readers to the books.That means that the movie is either too complicated that non-readers get turned off completely,or the movie compromises the plot so much that it just plain sucks (The Da Vinci Code; Angels and Demons,etc. Curse you,Ron Howard).Sherlock Holmes reminds me of Batman Begins.It's a movie which doesn't thrust the main character in with the main villain straightaway,but rather eases watchers in with another villain,with the main villain built up for future movies (Oh yeah,there's definitely going to be a Sherlock Holmes 2).The storyline's very interesting,and it really brings out Holmes' intellect,and you never cease to be amazed by him.He just might be the smartest fictional character in the history of literature.

Now,without further ado,the lazy-boy review of Sherlock Holmes:

1) The cinematography is great,and the action scenes look terrific.

2) Every actor plays his or her role very well.

3) The script is very well-written,no question about that.

4) All in all,a very enjoyable movie.Go watch it.

OK,from the excitement of Christmas' Eve,to the boredom of Christmas Day.It's hot and sunny as hell,and I don't feel like doing anything except surf the net all day.Sometimes I wish I was born in a Christian family,or was Eurasian.or African.It would be cool,I guess.I wonder how I'd look like though,if I wasn't pure Chinese.Food for thought.

2009-12-25T01:28:00.002+08:00

Hey guys,I'm taking this time to wish all my readers (yes,all 0 of you) and all my friends a Happy Holidays.Merry Christmas to my Christian friends,Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish friends,and Happy Kwanzaa for whoever celebrates Kwanzaa!

Avatar was awesome

2009-12-23T00:10:00.001+08:00

I watched Avatar earlier today,and it was almost mind-blowing.I loved it.The basic review (I'll call it the lazy-boy review) of Avatar:

1. The graphics and images were mind-blowing.James Cameron has created a spectacle that is truly amazing,what a sight to behold.

2. Storyline's a bit blah.The cliched storylines that seem to run in every James Cameron movie.

3. Didn't really listen to the soundtrack,but it definitely doesn't make a lasting impression on you unlike the Titanic soundtrack.

I think it's really swell of James Cameron to give budding stars like Sam Worthington and Zoe Saldana a chance to star in the movie,even though it makes little difference seeing as his doped up Smurfs take up most of the screen time.You could put any female in Zoe Saldana's role and I'm guessing as long as the emotion is in the voice,nobody would care.Sam Worthington is only in the movie as himself,rather than his Avatar,for maybe 45 minutes to an hour?I don't know.The performance which impressed though,was Stephen Lang's performance as Colonel Miles Quaritch,even though the storyline doesn't really make light of why his character had such a turn.

All in all,it's a great movie if you're looking for an experience,but not-so-great if you're looking for a plot-heavy movie.James Cameron brings the experience like few other directors,and it's definitely worth a watch.

Quick update

2009-12-20T13:53:00.000+08:00

Ok,I'm about to go out in a few minutes' time,so I'll just give you guys a quick lowdown on what my mind is going through.

Firstly,the talk of the town.Is it climate change?Is it the recession?Is it the fact that salary increases cannot match the rate of inflation?Of course not,everyone is bitching about how StarHub and SingTel have teamed up to fuck every football watching person in the ass with their refusal to work out a plan for us to watch the World Cup,and rightfully so,because god damn it,as Singaporeans we want our World Cup matches.I would rather watch the World Cup on a melting iceberg than sit in the comfort of my home,on my couch and NOT watch the World Cup.If Al-Qaeda held the world hostage during the month of June,we would all be ignorant hostages,about 1 or 2 billion of us.

I am beginning a slow descent into madness.My mind is running on motor oil,and the brakes are jammed.

I am not going to talk about the EPL because it makes me physically sick.I will,however,talk about the NFL,because the 13-1 New Orleans Saints are undefeated no more,thanks to the Cowboys.(I support the Cowboys,if you didn't know).

All in all,not a terrible week.Worked out,went out,worked out,stayed at home,and I'm going out again soon.

I'm watching Avatar on Tuesday,can't wait.

About 2 months before Chinese New Year.I can't wait for that either.

School ends the day before Chinese New Year,great timing,really.I hope I get a 3.5 GPA from the school.Fingers crossed.

Thursday

2009-12-18T00:00:00.000+08:00

Hey ya'll,nothing's really happening these past couple of days,so I'll just be writing about whatever's on my mind.

OK,first off I went to the gym today.(Yayyy,working out,yayyy.),then I went to Marina Square for lunch...I forgot what I ate...oh yeah,Pizza Hut,more specifically the baked rice.It was alright,pretty mediocre,I always find a need to drench my food in sauce,that's when you know the food doesn't deserve to be appreciated.Then I went home,nothing special.

Don't you wonder where do movie characters go after they leave the scene?I watched Wanted last night,and when Morgan Freeman escaped a building in probably less than 2 minutes,I was totally confused,like how the hell did he leave a fucking castle without so much as a trace?Won't it be funny if the villains were just hiding in a corner somewhere?Like they were just hiding somewhere and going "Eee...I hope they don't find me."

I always find it odd that countries want to go to an arms race against the USA.I mean,apart from Russia,other countries don't stand a chance.The US has been building weapons since the 50s,40s if you count the first two atomic bombs.Your countries are tiny,you'll never stand a chance.

You know what?I think I must have the most amazing internal clock,ever.On school nights,my body would wake me up at the right time,but during the holidays,I can go to sleep at the same time,and my body would let me sleep forever.It feels so awesome.

"I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know,everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold.
I'll be fine,once I get it.I'll be good."

Why?

2009-12-16T22:14:00.000+08:00

Why am I not tapping that fine Kim Kardashian ass?

OK,that wasn't really what I wanted to say.

What I really wanted to ask was,why can't people just shut the fuck up and let people live their lives?

Case in point: Tiger Woods.

If you've been living under a rock,and I'm sure I'm talking to quite a few people here,Tiger Woods' life is going straight to hell.Mistresses coming out of the woodwork,marriage in shambles,he's quitting golf,his sponsors are deserting him,and these new allegations of steroids and HGH use.It sucks.It's not like "You're living on the streets" suck,but it sucks.

I mean,yeah he cheated on his wife and by all means is probably a real douche.What's the count up to now,14 mistresses?His wife is really,really hot,by the way,so I don't even find a reason for him to cheat.His mistresses are really hot too.Rachel Uchitel,great tits.And he's also banging would-be models,porn stars,Hooters waitresses,hot women in general.

(On a personal note,Tiger Woods is my fucking hero.I can only hope to cheat on my wife with half as many girls,which would never happen because I don't make a billion dollars and I don't want to get married).

How the fuck do I know so much about Tiger Woods?No,it's not a spy camera planted in his house.It's the fucking media.Fucking media's after him like sharks who smell blood.Jesus Christ man,he already said he's stopping every activity in his life that does not directly affect his family.Leave him alone already.I'm not even fucking curious about his personal life,but somehow I surf the net and I see these information,and I'm wondering "Are there actually people who are hanging on to every detail?"

I personally find other people's lives to be very uninteresting to me,but I'm sure there are millions out there who live and breathe gossip.Why though?What is so fascinating about stuff like that?

I don't even know why the paparazzi were invented,because I sure as hell couldn't care less about some celebrity going to the gym,or some celebrity eating a cheeseburger at McDonald's,whatever.It's very boring to me.Everybody does these things,but it's sooooooooooo fascinating when a star accidentally crashes her car into a pillar at a carpark,or whatever.Just stop it,it's not entertaining,it's mindless droning and I think nobody actually reads these things.I have so much faith in mankind that I think that nobody actually gives a crap about a star eating a cheeseburger.That's how much faith I have in you,people,don't let me down.

Another problem I have with the media is how they love to blow things way out of proportion.Firstly,no,it's not selling papers because these "reports" are obviously lying.Just because a couple is seen in different locations doesn't mean they're "hitting a rough patch".Couples can be in different places,I know,shocking.When you see a couple doing absolutely EVERYTHING together,it's not normal,it's creepy.It's really creepy.I don't want to hear the latest on the drama in Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's life (they're still together,right?),because they're spotted in different places.Or why...I dunno...something about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart?About them being on-again,off-again?Some shit like that.I really don't need to know stuff like this.

By the way,Robert,Ashley Greene's extremely hot,and she already has nudies on the web so you can get past that "OMG I wonder what she looks like naked" awkwardness.Go after her instead,dumbass.

The fact to the matter is,let people live their lives.Celebrities,or even people in general,are not caged animals at a zoo exhibit for people to look at.The public does not have the right to know about another person's private life,because it's fucking PRIVATE,morons.Paparazzi either don't know that they may ruin people's lives,or ignore that fact or even thrive on it.

A prime example of how the gossip mongers have ruined a life: Tiger Woods.

If you didn't know how his life unraveled,it was an article in the National Enquirer which claimed that he was having an affair with Rachel Uchitel,and that apparently his wife chased him with a golf club and attacked him,broke his car windows and that's why he crashed.The rest,as they say,is history.

People need to stop putting celebrities on a pedestal,and I think Johnny Depp sums it up when he says:

"Whenever anybody says they are going to give me some kind of award, I'm always a little stupefied by the notion. The first thing I say is, 'Why?' I just go to work like anyone else, except my job happens to be a little stranger."

Daily Round-Up

2009-12-15T18:20:00.000+08:00

I know there's still 7 hours left in the day,but I don't have anything to do now.

Shuffling through the papers,dum-de-dum-de-dum...

Front page of TNP: A man gets hit by a flower-pot at Sengkang.Police have arrested a 34 year old woman when someone saw her throwing a bottle of chili sauce out of the window.

Obivously that lady is fucked up in the head.Apparently she used to live with a man,and when the man moved out,she began this psychotic rage of throwing things out her window and throwing things in the corridor and yelling at her neighbours.Which makes me wonder...who the fuck was she living with,Hannibal Lecter?He managed to get her into crazy mode,and he leaves before she does her crazy on him.

On an unrelated sidenote,she's fat and ugly and 34 years old,I bet she gives awesome head.

So she's going to be charged with killer litter,if I'm not wrong.If found guilty she would be fined $2500 or jailed up to 6 months.Seriously though,even if she was psycho,I'd still charge her with attempted manslaughter.I mean,what's the government going to do after her sentence,set her free?Send her to a mental institution,for God's sake.I don't get why people with mental illness usually get lighter sentences.Or people in self-defense *cough* Steven Gerrard *cough* get away with lighter sentences.I mean,I don't want to change it,because I'll plead self-defense if I ever kill somebody.

My point is,I'm sure people acting in self-defense would incapacitate their killers and run,not stab the killer 92 times,chop him up into pieces,cook it in curry to mask the smell and give them to migrant workers who might not have food to eat otherwise.

"A census taker once tried to test me.I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

As you can all see,I've watched The Silence of the Lambs recently.

Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~~ what else is in the news.

TNP's Babe and Dude of the year nominees.The Babe awards seem to be the best category because it's not as predictable as most would think.It's a great mix of real babes and comedy in my opinion.

The three nominees are:

1) Christy Yow.An actress from Ipoh who has recently starred in the Eric Khoo movie Chinese Rose.It's discerning how 34C tits seem gigantic on an Asian woman.Bona fide babe in my opinion.

2) Auntie Lucy.For those who don't know her (forgiven if you're not from Singapore),Auntie Lucy is a very popular character on the now-defunct show Paris and Milan.She's played by DJ/Actor Dennis Chew.He/She's a laugh riot and clearly everybody's favorite "Auntie".She even has her own movie,which the aforementioned Christy also stars in,as Auntie Lucy's daughter.Surely the most popular out of the 3.

3) Tabitha Nauser.For those who do not watch Singapore Idol,Tabitha was a contestant on the show,and one of the few finalists with real vocal talent.Unfortunately she got eliminated last week,losing out to the also very good songstress Sylvia and the mediocre Sezairi.I have the pleasure of being in the same school as her.You can see a blown-up poster of her at the main entrance of the school.They're really proud of her,and in my opinion,rightfully so,Tabitha and Sylvia are the 2 most talented singers on the show since the first season.It's really unfair to see her crash out due to popularity.I bet Ken Lim would sign her on a deal anyway,and he should,as long as they don't let her crash and burn like Britney Spears.I can't see her being a star in the future though.Many girls don't like her because they say she looks arrogant.I'm clearly confused as to how and why they judge her base on her looks.Anyway,Tabitha's a definite babe for me.

I'm not going to vote,of course,mainly because I couldn't care less,but since I am a man,and there are 2 hot chicks in the list of 3,I have to write about it.

On a related subject,I never get why people value humility over everything else.I think if you are talented,and you know you are talented,you should just be frank about your talent.I mean,humble people are just trying to curry favor with the untalented because the untalented want to feel better about themselves.I mean,if you are good,then don't bullshit everyone into thinking you're not as good as you are.Of course,this does NOT mean that people who are untalented should even think about bragging,because they will have a steel-toed boot stuck halfway up their ass.Bottom line,if you're talented,don't bullshit,if you're not talented,then shut the fuck up.

Oh yeah,by the way...

2009-12-12T21:57:00.002+08:00

What the heck is up with all these workers coming up to me at a shopping mall asking me if I have a credit card yet?I'm not even 18,god damn it.

This is a random post with little or no direction.

2009-12-12T21:13:00.001+08:00

Oh my fucking god,I am soooooooooooooo sunburnt.It hurts to even sweat.It hurts.It really,really hurts.I need to buy sunblock with like SPF 2 million or something.God damn it hurts.

I read an FML a couple of minutes ago:

"Today, I found out that my husband never wanted to marry me, he only did because I wouldn't quit pestering him to propose to me. FML."

What.The.Fuck.Why the hell is it fuck HER life?This is not her husband's fault.Let me tell you something about marriage here,folks:Marriage happens when BOTH parties are ready.Not just one,BOTH.We do not live in ancient Europe or Asia anymore.We have something called freedom.Now,when a man is not ready to pop the question,and you are ready to get married.You either shut the fuck up and wait,or TALK to him.DO NOT pester us.Do you know how annoying it is to pester someone into a lifetime commitment?Come on ladies,this is bullshit.Basically if we're getting pestered by our girlfriends to do this,we will do one of two things.

One: We will dump your ass like GM stock.

Two: We give in and suck you into a marriage we will resent.

And no,there is no possibility that we are not proposing to you because we are centuries-old vampires who want to protect you.

The All-American boy image.The male image in every female pop-singer's music video.Tall,muscular and handsome,in other words,this is the so-called All-American boy:

BUT,in actual fact,this is usually an American boy:

Yes,I am stereotyping here,but facts show that 2/3 of Americans are overweight.Add that to them starting this emo fad,acting angsty all the time.Basically we have a bunch of fat,computer game playing,angry,angsty,rebel without a cause jerk-off,like Mr. Cartman here.

Singaporeans in general are inconsiderate,unhygienic and uncouth

2009-12-12T00:30:00.002+08:00

The title is extremely ironic because my lesson today was stereotyping and the wrong things about it.But in one day,I have so many examples of everything wrong with the etiquette and mannerisms of Singaporeans.

1. When I was on the train to school today,just like everyday,people crowd around the door area and refuse to move to the center of the carriage.Is it REALLY that difficult to move 5 steps to the middle?Do they realize that people standing in the center of the car has more space and easier access to empty seats?Of course,Singaporeans run to an empty seat faster than Usain Bolt runs the 100m in the Olympics.

2. People rushing into the train as the fucking door is about to close.Do you single-celled cro-magnons realize the dangers?What if you get caught in the middle of the doors,and the doors jam,and the train starts moving?I don't care if you have little regard to your safety,but a human severed in half is not a nice image to see at 7:30 A.M. in the morning.Also,you rushing into the doors make the sensors go nuts,and it causes pointless delays.

3. People,I'm sure all of you sitting on the seats are able-bodied and have enough energy to stand.So FOR FUCK'S SAKE GIVE UP YOUR GODDAMN SEAT TO THOSE IN NEED.Fuck you morons.I am always more than willing to give up my seat to a senior citizen,or a pregnant woman,or a disabled person,or a parent carrying a baby.I gave up my seat to an old lady today,and the lady sitting on the RESERVED seat had the GALL to just look at me when I stood up.You STUPID BITCH,I have more of a right to sit on my UNRESERVED seat than you do on that RESERVED seat.Yet I'm the ONLY ONE with enough etiquette and good manners to give up my seat.Then while I was waiting for my train at Somerset station,I look across at the opposite train and there is a HEAVILY PREGNANT lady STANDING on an UNSTABLE TRAIN.YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

4. THIS ONE REALLY PISSES ME OFF.I was at 313@Somerset today,and I don't know where Singaporeans just simply disregard every hygienic rule while they're in the bathroom.But there were cigarette ashes on the goddamn floor.You fuckers know it's illegal to smoke indoors,but you still do.I hope you all get lung cancer and suffer a painful death which lasts many hours.Then,THEN,This takes the cake.Some GODDAMN ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING CUNT FACE COCKSUCKER SPITS ON THE LEDGE!WHO THE FUCK SPITS ON A LEDGE?!They added a ledge there for people to PUT THEIR BELONGINGS ON WHILE THEY'RE USING THE CUBICLE,YOU MOTHERFUCKER.My motherfucking laptop sleeve is COVERED with spit because of this INCONSIDERATE JACKASS DICK CHEESE who thought it was ACTUALLY FUCKING OKAY to SPIT ON THE FUCKING LEDGE!FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE,I WILL CRACK YOUR SKULL BY PLACING IT ON THE CURB AND STOMPING ON YOUR HEAD.

You know how you're never supposed to act holier-than-thou,because nobody is?Let me tell you this,I AM FUCKING HOLIER THAN THE MAJORITY OF SINGAPOREANS.I have the motherfucking RIGHT to act holier than the rest of you assclowns.I am a fucking DEMI-GOD and a SAINT compared to you wastes of matter and space.I.Am.Better.Than.You.Yes you,reading this article.I am better than you.Yes you too,I am better than you.My diarrhea's better than you.My toenail clippings have better etiquette.My pinky finger has better manners than all of you sons of bitches.

Laptops should never have to be configured by Polytechnics.

2009-12-10T21:04:00.000+08:00

I have no idea what the hell polytechnics do to your laptops."Configuration" they call it. Nobody's ever had anything good happen to their laptops after configuration.

What school programs do schools need to install on our computers anyway?Why can't they make school websites accessible by everyone?Why can't school broadband be public?It's not a big deal,you know?Why the fuck do we need to change our Operating System and downgrade our graphics.*Sigh*

Lucky for me,reformatting my computer to the factory settings won't take too long.I'll still force the school to install the drivers though.Then I'll send it to reformat and wipe it clean.Dumbasses should never have messed with anyone's laptops.

2009-12-10T10:15:00.000+08:00

Would my grandma kill me if I wore black pants during the Chinese New Year?

I hate configuration X_X

2009-12-07T14:31:00.000+08:00

Fucking hell,I had a perfectly great laptop and RP totally fucked it up with configuration.What's the point anyway? I use 5 programs from RP at the most. UT Agent and Client, WOW Vision and what?LEO?Fuck RP, a 64-bit system is downgraded to 32-bit.I bet my RAM was downgraded as well.

I love swimming

2009-12-05T18:26:00.000+08:00

This swimming thing is unimaginably fun,but it keeps fucking up my hair.Chlorine dries it and it sucks ass.

Speaking of my hair,I need a new styling product.Probably moving rubber by Gatsby,$10.I wish Singapore had Axe styling products,also $10

Speaking of style,I need new clothes.Preferably that silver jacket ($99) and black leather jacket (
$199) from Zara Men.A couple of t-shirts,from Topman ($29 for 2) or Zara Men ($49.90 each),and a plaid checkered shirt from River Island ($83).I also want new shoes,either from Aldo,Zara Men or Lacoste.Oh yeah,and a new belt buckle,preferably from River Island ($50).

I also want Beats by Dr. Dre in-ear headphones.$348.I wouldn't say no to the $698 high-definition headphones either.Monster products are overpriced,and God help me if I accidentally damage the headphones.

Enough is enough

2009-12-02T20:45:00.002+08:00

I really can't stand life with an Alzheimer's patient.You're supposed to love your family and all that shit,but I really detest life with my grandmother.I am not a person who takes shit lying down,and I could care less if the person dishing it out was my family member or someone else.If you even pile a pebble of shit on me,then I will slice your jugular.

I'm really relying on all my self-control not to lash out at my grandmother and my family members.They manage to piss me off in some way,almost every motherfucking day.Jesus Christ,I mean,come the fuck on,why is everything my fault?

I leave her to her devices,it's my fault

I control her,it's my fault

I tell her truth,it's my fault

I lie to her,it's my fault

I do this,my fault

I do that,my fault

It's always my fucking fault.

Fuck this shit.I'm gone.

I'm not.even.here.

2009-11-30T23:27:00.001+08:00

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Help me raise 1 billion Euros by 2012

2009-11-18T22:23:00.002+08:00

Yes,kinds sirs and madams,I am in dire need to raise 1 billion Euros by 2012 in order to purchase a card to board one of the 8 arcs designed to withstand the effects of the apocalypse and sail to the unaffected continent of Africa to continue with our lives.

Donations and job offers are most welcome.

Thank you
Sincerely yours
Yeo Xi Han

soon to be dead man on 21 December 2012.

...LOL.Nah,I'm just kidding.

This Is It

2009-10-30T22:16:00.002+08:00

I feel really down after watching This Is It.Don't get me wrong,the movie is more epic than Transformers 2(a piece of shit movie).The 1991 MJ made the Dangerous Tour phenomenal,the 1996 MJ took the HIStory Tour to another level,but the 2009 MJ would,and I stress the past tense unfortunately,make This Is It unprecedented.You can talk about your Jay Chou concerts,your Kanye West concerts,their whole tour has nothing on MJ's introduction alone.

A video montage of moments in history,with Jackson coming in a video suit.The suit plays the video,just like the screen behind him.The suit opens part by part,and as the illuminating light fades,Jackson steps out and signals for the opening performance,Wanna Be Startin' Something.

This Is It feels extremely short.You're just so captivated by his performances,when Man In The Mirror ends,you feel shortchanged.The movie's not short by any means,it's 1 hour and 51 minutes.I have to admit,I sung along to all the songs while Michael was performing.Imagine my embarrassment when Ben said he heard my voice.I can't help it,it comes naturally to me.Songs that for the life of me I won't be able to remember on Don't Forget The Lyrics will spring into my mind when I hear the song being performed by Michael.

The movie has some moments too when you appreciate Michael for the performer he is.When he's rehearsing and he's constantly correcting the band,when he's choreographing the moves with the backup dancers.These are the things you don't see.You hear artists and the crew all the time going "Oh,Michael's such a perfectionist,"and you don't really believe it,but after watching the movie you'd be hard-pressed not to call him a perfectionist.Every sound needs to be fine-tuned and timed correctly in accordance to what MJ has in mind.The part where he was correcting the bassist was mind-blowing because you get to hear MJ beatbox.His talent is for everyone to witness.What I'll always remember when MJ was belting it out and after the song he said he was holding back,so forgive him.I was amazed because most singers won't be able belt it out like that with their lives depended on it.MJ was holding back,he was conserving his voice,and he seems ready to give the performance of his life.

Then you get to see parts of Jackson as a person,not a persona.His fashion style(silver suit with orange pants,Ed Hardy sweatpants,a jacket with really high shoulder pads),his innocence and his sense of humor.I loved it when he laughed at the keyboardist when he asked Jackson "you want more booty on that?" I think it's pretty child-like gesture,where he's laughing at the use of the word booty.It really shows Michael's innocence.I personally found the part when Michael was singing I'll Be There to be interesting.When he says that he'll name his brothers.I felt that Michael was just doing that to appease his fans and not stir up controversy.It felt very insincere,as if he didn't care for his brothers.Maybe it's just me.

All in all,This Is It is a really good movie.It shows what could have been.It might not have been the whole truth,according to the folks at http://this-is-not-it.com/ but I still think it's a fitting curtain call for Michael Jackson and his contributions to the world.It doesn't feel like closure for me,and I doubt it ever will.What the folks have to realize is that people want to see Michael putting on the greatest show on Earth.Of course AEG and Sony want to make a profit from the death of Michael,it's painfully obvious,they are businessmen after all,and they lost about $250 million (or something,it's a significant number) from Jackson's death.

I wish he hadn't died.I will always miss Michael Jackson.The movie is not closure,it might even be torture,but you're watching MJ at his best,when he's performing.The backup dancers were great,the band was great,the backup vocals were great.It was going to be great,more than great.

The concert that never was.

2009-10-20T18:52:00.005+08:00

Yeah,I tucked my jeans into my Air Jordans.

Oh yeah,those are slim-cut jeans.It feels about the same as skinny jeans,except that I can't get into skinny jeans.I have really thick legs,and a thick something else as well,haha.

Yeah,I totally lost weight,that's why I'm wearing slim/skinny jeans now.I really can't tell the difference,if slim-cut jeans are already this tight,I wonder how tight skinny jeans are.

I bring a knife to school now.I know,creepy.The fruit knife's my lucky charm,I love it.It reminds me of my time in Beijing.I was playing with it in marketing class,or some other class,I can't remember,and I stabbed my empty milk carton again and again.

I'm totally digging school now.Well,not digging,but I don't hate school anymore.I used to,but I can see the good part of being in RP.Sure,it's not a prestigious school,but I can't really imagine being in another school.It's something I'm not too wild about.I might have a change of mind,you can't really predict what I might do.At the moment,I am content.

I love the milkshakes from MOF.It is awesome,and their ice-cream is fucking great.

Alright,I'm off to do my homework,I'll update my blog next time.

Jesus loves you...in his pants

2009-08-07T18:17:00.000+08:00

Hey there -.-.Lol,just kidding -.-,or am I?I'm really bored right now,with my lifeless boring day-to-day activities,so I thought I'd blog,and then I realized that I have nothing to blog about.Oops,too late.

School is fucking lame now.I'm just drifting in and out,I've even brought movies to class so I could watch them (Today was Goodfellas).It's thoroughly entertaining,especially since I really have nothing better to do,Lol.

Oh yeah,I watched The Hangover.It is hands down THE best movie of the summer.If you don't like it,then fuck you,you're either a retard or blind and deaf.

I also bought Wall Street on Wednesday(not to mention HIStory on film volumes I and II,all of which caused a pretty sizable hole in my wallet).Wall Street is a great movie,it really tips the scales for me,since I'm interested in both investment banking and law.Right now I'm really interested in investment banking,and I want to be like Gordon Gekko someday.That man is a fucking insane genius,not to mention all the money he makes.Corporate Raiding sounds REALLY fun.Buy a company that's in the red,liquidate it and earn your money.I'm getting excited just talking about it.

I'm 2 weeks away from the end of the semester,and I really hope to get the best grades for Science,Math,Cognitive and Enterprise.I've had my sights set on 3 As,but now,I'm worried for Science.Math is getting really fun.Not to mention the funny coincidence where I had a problem about money,while I was watching Wall Street,lol.God damn that's a good movie.

Alright,that's about all I want to say,TTYL.

Oh yeah,2 hilarious sites for you to read. www.mylifeisaverage.com and www.fmylife.com

Ugh,Singaporean teens are becoming faggots

2009-07-26T12:13:00.000+08:00

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?Look at this article:

http://lifestyle.sg.msn.com/health/article.aspx?cp-documentid=3475649

This is in for Singaporean teens,apparently.Looking like a blazing faggot is apparently the hip thing to do in our tiny weird ass island these days.

Let me lay it on the line for those that are too dense to see my point,IT’S NOT IN.Being stick thin is what insecure GIRLS do.MEN,GROWN ASS MEN DO NOT look like that.If you are between the age of 15-24,GO TO THE GYM AND WORK OUT.You are NOT,I repeat,NOT,supposed to look like a model who just puked up enough food to feed Zimbabwe.What do you stand to gain from being weaker than a girl?Are you actually competing with girls to see who is thinner?Jesus FUCKING Christ.What the fuck is wrong with you homos.Is being stick-thin supposed to fit with your handbags?That’s the trend now,isn’t it?Wear shorts or pants that signal that you don’t have a penis because it’s tighter than tights,sling your handbag over your shoulder and grow your hair long,isn’t it?Then wear XS shirts because your BMI is only 14.Get a fucking hamburger or something.Bulk up on protein,GROW SOME FUCKING MUSCLES.You look like a celery stalk that can walk.I’m sick and tired of shitheads like this Fauzi Gaylord promoting UNHEALTHY lifestyles and BAD trends.Let me tell you something so positively outrageous and shocking about men that you won’t believe it.You ready?Here it goes: MEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE WOMEN.

Come on guys,the fact that this faggot Fauzi’s idol is PARIS FUCKING HILTON already shows that he’s a clinical retard.Why are you following a retard?Americans followed one for 8 years,look where they ended up now.Get out of this god-forsaken trend because it’s NOT hip.You want to see how a real man looks like?Grab a copy of Men’s Health.Go to the gym and see those guys working out to get sculpted bodies.That’s how a man should look like.That’s why Greek Gods have chiseled bodies,they don’t have 100 pound skin and bones figures.You know why,BECAUSE A MAN DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT.

FUCK

2009-07-10T11:29:00.001+08:00

I kept called I Want You Back One More Chance.FUCK FUCK FUCK.I'M SO STUPID!!!

The day after

2009-07-09T21:28:00.002+08:00

I'm watching the DVD of Michael Jackson's Dangerous Tour in Bucharest.I watched the whole thing on YouTube yesterday as well.It's not the greatest performance of all time,but MJ holds all the performance records anyway.I get fucking tired just watching him dance.It's the part with the Off The Wall medley now,"Working Day and Night" more specifically.One of his best songs,one of my favourites.Definitely an underrated track.Oh,I can see the plastics Googling the track or searching it on YouTube now.Hi,plastics.You stupid fucks.Please exit out your window,thank you.Lol,right now he's performing Beat It.I took around 5 minutes to type.I have a fun fact about Beat It,which will shock you a lot.

I cried a lot yesterday.Maybe 4-5 times.I teared up on my way to W35J in the morning because I heard Paris Jackson crying for her father.It was heart-wrenching.I literally felt pain in my heart.When I got to class,I went on Yahoo!,and watched Brooke Shield's tribute.That's when it started to flow.Thankfully I was the only one in class at that time.I went home and watched the memorial.I cried again when I saw Brooke Shield's tribute again.I also cried when Usher performed Gone Too Soon(oh look,Google's got more searches),and broke down in front of MJ's coffin.Thankfully my dad called me away to help with his cell phone towards the end,I just can't go on crying every time I see Paris Jackson.

My heart goes out to MJ's kids.They're only 12,11 and 7.It's heart-wrenching to grow up knowing that the only parent you ever knew is gone forever.They can seek some solace in knowing that their father left an indelible mark in pop culture and in music history.It's not important what your father went through,what's important is what your father went through with you.

The world mourns with the Jackson family because they've lost their son,brother and father,and the rest of the world has lost one of the greatest people in the world.

I can't resist adding a sidenote to all the plastics,by that I mean all the bandwagon hoppers after Michael Jackson's death.You really should shut the fuck up when you know nothing apart from what you read on Yahoo! and listen to on YouTube.I don't care if Magic Johnson shared a special story about Michael Jackson eating fried chicken.Nobody's talking about it.If you are SO FUCKING BORING AND USELESS that you can't contribute to a conversation other than "MICHAEL JACKSON ATE FRIED CHICKEN",then you should SHUT THE FUCK UP.Do you realise that nobody cares about your stupid little parroting about whatever you read on Yahoo!?I read the same news,I don't feel a need to repeat the news like a fucking parrot to make myself seem more in-the-know.You little insecure piece of shit.Do you seriously think you're putting yourself in a more positive light with your "jokes" (and I use that term loosely) and oh-so-exclusive insight?Do you know you're annoying the only people who will tolerate you enough to actually be around you?How they've dropped hints and signs,but you're too thick to pick it up.You are an irritance.How you've never been a "fan",and again I use that term loosely,until MJ's death,and now you're harping on about him like you've been with him all along.Not to mention (OH,MY GOD) that you don't even know the freaking lyrics to Billie Jean.What,just because you blast the song on your speakers means that you're a fan?Fuck off with your stupidity and please don't tarnish Michael Jackson's legacy any more than it has already been tarnished.

Depression

2009-07-02T19:15:00.002+08:00

I feel very bored and unhappy with life.I don't know what the hell is going on.OK,I do,but I'm not going to tell you guys.I think life is not worth living.

Oh yeah,Michael Jackson sold 2.3 million downloads in the past week.It's amazing how a person needs to die before he's finally recognized for what he is.I think he sold 440 000 albums last week as well.Anyway,it just goes to show how ugly humans really are.Not to mention all the plastic bandwagon hoppers that seem to be popping up everywhere.I'm watching Michael Jackson performing Black or White right now.Btw,it's Black OR White,not Black AND White.Get it right,you dumbasses.

I can't even claim to be surprised by people anymore.I think the day you realise the ugliness of human nature is the day that your soul dies.I don't have a soul anymore.I am rid of emotions.I have a hollow laugh,I shed crocodile tears,I'm not angry,I'm not embarrassed,I'm nothing.I have a soul when I'm around my family,whom I love even more these days,and my true friends.I have many of them,and I enjoy being around them.If you feel that I'm being fake and pretentious around you,then you're not my true friend.

OK,I need to get this off my chest so I can feel better.If you ever have any problems with me,just take time out and talk to me about it.If you choose to be a chickenshit and ignore me,then by all means,but I'll be cutting you off completely from my world from now on.I sincerely would like to be a better person.Oh,you're too late,you're out of my life.

Amazing

2009-06-29T00:53:00.003+08:00

This is fucking amazing.

I was at HMV (Citilink Mall) on Saturday and they were sold out of Michael Jackson albums.

At the iTunes store,8 out of the top 10 songs are Michael Jackson songs.
Man in the Mirror
The Way You Make Me Feel
Thriller
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Smooth Criminal
Black or White
Billie Jean and
P.Y.T.
in case you were wondering,the other 2 songs were Boom Boom Pow and I Got A Feeling.

8 out of the top 10 albums are Michael Jackson albums.
The Essential Michael Jackson
Number Ones
Thriller
Off The Wall
Bad
Thriller 25
Dangerous
Michael Jackson: The Ultimate Collection
in case you were wondering again,the other 2 albums are The E.N.D. by Black Eye Peas and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen soundtrack.

All 10 of the top 10 videos are Michael Jackson videos.
Thriller
Billie Jean
Black or White
Beat It
Smooth Criminal
We Are The World
Remember The Time
Bad
The Way You Make Me Feel
Scream

Amazing.I can't believe they make him a walking punchline for 2 decades and they decide to make his music immortal once he's dead.Fine,whatever.I'm still looking for Off The Wall,HIStory,Number Ones and The Essential Michael Jackson.It seems that they're completely.Sold.Out.

R.I.P. Michael Jackson 1958-2009

2009-06-26T16:47:00.003+08:00

The King of Pop is dead.I know,right?I couldn't believe it when I read the reports.He's always been this larger than life personality,and all of a sudden he's gone.How the hell did that happen?

Apparently he suffered a heart attack and paramedics could not bring him back.Cardiac arrest is what we know of so far.

I really don't know what to say.I think his death has had a more profound effect on me than other people my age.I mean,I've been listening to him ever since I was born.I used to watch Moonwalker and his music videos and copy his moves just as I saw it.I remember when I was a kid and I was fucking scared of Thriller.I specifically remember some childhood memories,and most of them are tied to me singing and dancing along to Michael Jackson.Like when I was maybe 3 to 5 years old and it was Chinese New Year.I remember watching Michael Jackson's HIStory tour on TV while my family was playing cards and doing other CNY stuff.That was my whole childhood,watching MJ concerts and playing Moonwalker again and again on VHS.I'm surprised the video cassette didn't melt.I remember when I went to Hong Kong and my parents found the copy of Moonwalker that I've watched countless times.I remember my uncles buying those really big Laser Discs of Dangerous and HIStory.I remembered my cousins had the red copy,and I had the blue.We used to watch them whenever we were in front of a TV.I would wear a jacket and stand in front of a fan so my jacket will fly back a la Michael.I remember when I was 9 before I would watch Thriller without shutting my eyes.I remember even intentionally not zipping my pants so I can zip them up like I was Michael in the Black or White video,during that infamous "Panther Dance" segment.I thought everything he did was pure genius.My childhood will always be accompanied with a Michael Jackson soundtrack.

I remember when I was in secondary 2.It was e-learning week.I was bored out of my mind,and I was surfing the net without any aim.Then something popped into my mind,it was his performance of Dangerous in the 1995 MTV Video Music Awards.That was the turning point when I went back to listening to Michael.I never really understood why I didn't listen to MJ for years.It just seemed weird I guess,with all the weird rumors about him flying around.It didn't really make sense then to listen to a walking punchline,unless you wanted to be ridiculed as well.Anyway,my love for his music was back.I went out and bought Thriller,Bad and Dangerous.I'm going to buy Off The Wall tomorrow,maybe even his greatest hits,if they're not sold out by then.

I think the only positive thing to come out of his death was that it finally rid him of all the bad press,and made the majority remember him for what he wanted to be remembered for: His music and his performance.He is hands down THE greatest performer of all time.I know this post is really corny,but I will never be able to answer to myself if I never made it known how much Michael Jackson has affected my life.I can seriously say that the first 6 years of my life has died in me.Cue the child molestation and plastic surgery jokes,I guess.I talked to Ben earlier,and he lamented that one of his life's wishes was to watch Michael Jackson live,and now he'll never be able to fulfill that wish.I never really thought about it,but I feel the same as Ben.I think the world might stop spinning any second now.

These lyrics will haunt me forever until the day that I die:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
who claims that I am the one,
but the kid is not my son

I'll moonwalk to these lyrics forever.

I just wanted to add this in,thought it was amusing

2009-06-17T19:23:00.001+08:00

RJ Question : What is your main driving force in learning?

My main driving force in learning,and in general,life,is
Money,Power and Women.I know this sounds crude,but this
is the mantra every heterosexual man lives by since the
beginning of time.To quote Tony Montana in Scarface: "In
this country,you gotta make the money first. Then when
you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get
the power, then you get the women." This is life,plain
and simple.I study hard so I can earn 6 figures or more
a year,and so I can afford to wear Armani and Hugo Boss
suits,wear Oliver Peoples glasses,get my hair cut by
Paul Mitchell,and drive an Aston Martin or a Bentley.I
wear Armani suits and drive a Bentley so I can get a
good reputation,and because having money and a great
reputation will attract women.This is why I want to be a
lawyer or a businessman in the future,and why I want to
be part of the yuppie culture.I want to make money,and I
want to be a powerful member in society,maybe in my
future enter the world of politics,and last but not
least,meet a lot of female acquaintances.I can list my
1st Uncle as a role model for me to base my future on.He
only shops at luxury brands,he gets chauffeured around
in an Audi,and he''s dressed head to toe in Gucci,Louis
Vuitton and Dunhill.He''s one of the more powerful men in
Beijing,and maybe even China.In the past week I''ve been
in China,he has been in constant contact with Jose
Mourinho,shown me various limited edition NBA
merchandise(he is in charge of NBA operations in
China),and shown me that he only shops at luxury malls
and eats at the fanciest restaurants in the city(for
example,the 66th floor of the Grand Hyatt Hotel,a
restaurant called China Grill).I aspire to be like
him,only in different areas,more successful and in the
West.I want to earn so much money I can comfortably
retire at age 45 and live on Cristal and caviar and
truffles for the rest of my life.

Beijing trip,and a sidenote

2009-06-17T09:21:00.003+08:00

Hey guys,I promised you a recount of my Beijing trip,so here it is.

Yeah,the flight sucks.I was in turbulence for 4 hours.Also,when we reached Beijing it was raining so heavily.My uncle told us it was the first time all year that Beijing had such heavy rain.Lol,so coincidental,even God's trying to strike my plane down.Insecure much?

Even though it was raining,we managed to visit quite a few places(read: go shopping).I went to a very nice shopping haven called The Village at 三里屯,if I'm not wrong.Anyway that's where the 4 storey Adidas building was.I was quite disappointed though,it didn't live up to the hype for me.I much preferred the big Apple store,and the Nike store as well.That's where I got my new LeBron shirt,which I'm wearing now :) I went to the Apple store next,and I SAW THE BEATS BY DR. DRE!!!Fuuuuuuuuuck,it was like SGD $600.I can't fucking believe this.My uncle wanted to buy it for me though,but I strongly opposed.It's ridiculously expensive.Then we went back to the apartment building called the Beijing Landmark Towers (I stayed at a condo,not a hotel,but no difference except in name).Then we had coffee and I met my uncle's new girlfriend.Then we had dinner at one of the restaurants in the Towers.Turns out the manager of the whole building was a Singaporean too.Then at night I met my dad's new girlfriend.I had to put on an act,because the alternative of staying with that BITCH for another 5 days is to take the knife and stab her in her neck.That put a damper on the holidays.She's such an extra dead weight.Stupid bitch,you're lucky I was cordial throughout the whole week,but don't expect my attitude to stay the same the next time,so it's best you stop having any association with me.

Anyway the next day,we took a taxi to Tian'anmen Square,because my uncle was busy doing business with Jose Mourinho,yeah,you read correctly,bitches.Then we took the Beijing subway,which was kinda like the MRT,except it was shorter and the trains were more plain.Anyway we went to this place called 东方新天地,or Oriental Plaza.
Awesome,ain't it?Anyway this was where I bought this:
Air Jordans Phly Legend in White Cement.Yes,it's awesome.

Later at night we went to this nice restaurant to eat Peking Duck.Turns out the Maitre'd for the restaurant was one of my Uncle's ex-wives.She's a real beauty,I must say.

The next day we went to this place that's like Sim Lim square,except that this is more Sim Lim Square than Sim Lim Square.Almost every square feet is filled with a store that sells IT gadgets.That's where my uncle bought these for me:
Bose On-Ear Headphones.It cancels out outer noise,I can't hear anything outside of the headphones when I slap these on.In the afternoon my uncle took my grandmother and I to a nice shopping mall,the Lufthansa Centre in Beijing.

On thursday we went to this like old garden,temple thingy.I don't know what it's called,it's just a tourist attraction.My uncle rented a small boat and we were driving around the lake.It was pretty fun.In the afternoon we went shopping at this place called Shin Kong place.It was ALL luxury goods there.Then later at night we went to the Olympic stadiums.I was very impressed by the structures.
That's the Bird's Nest stadium behind me.At night the stadiums are closed,but the light shows are amazing.

On Friday we went to eat lunch at the 66th level of the Grand Hyatt hotel,at a restaurant called China Grill.Then we went shopping at the China World Shopping Mall,where my uncle bought me an Adidas Y-3 shirt.

I hate flying

2009-06-13T20:15:00.002+08:00

Jesus fucking Christ,I HATE flying.I hate having to sit in that little ass seat area designated to us.I hate having to sit through turbulence.I hate having a blanket and a pillow on my seat,while I'm carrying a sweater,and I hate having to pull off a yoga move every time I want to go to the fucking bathroom.I hate that tiny screen on the headrest of the seat in front of me and I hate that stupid little remote control plugged at the side of my seat,and I have to wriggle out of my comfortable position just to get to it.I hate that there's so little room to place stuff that has no need to be in the overhead compartments.I hate that I have to switch off my fucking phone and not use any electronic products when the plane is taking off.I.Hate.Flying.Fuck the "view".

My trip to Beijing was great though.I'll talk about it in another post.Too tired to write too much now.Adios amigos.

This is getting creepy

2009-06-05T00:08:00.001+08:00

I heard Sussudio by Phil Collins on the radio just now.I don't know if it's just an eerie coincidence or what,but I have heard 2 songs in American Psycho that was playing while Patrick Bateman was having sex.Sussudio was the first time,The Greatest Love of All the second.Maybe the radio station would play the whole American Psycho soundtrack.Actually it wouldn't be a bad idea.

What the hell is wrong with Sony?

2009-06-04T18:57:00.002+08:00

OK,I saw the PSP Go a couple of days ago,and it looks pretty cool.Slide out and whatnot.But the more I look at it,the dumber I think it looks.I mean,it's a redundant piece of hardware.These are some complaints that I've read and agreed on: The screen isn't touch screen; There's only 1 analog stick,and it's located too centrally to cause discomfort,and what's the point of having the "Select" and "Start" buttons occupying a spot that could have been easily used for another analog stick; They took out the UMD drive,so those who actually own the discs (like me) can't play their games on this hunk of junk.I really cannot see a point in this.Couldn't they just upgrade the optical drive so that it eats up less power?I don't mind an extra inch bulging out of my pants (you dirty-minded sickos,I was talking about the PSP).Why couldn't they integrate their Dual Analog controller into the PSP?I mean,it worked so well for the PS2 and PS3.Also,since it's already a fucking slide-out,might as well add a keyboard,and let us use it like a PC.I really really hope the PSP Go is just like the PSX,an in-between platform to pacify consumers while they're developing the 2nd version of the PSP.If this is the future of Sony,then I predict many more years of losses to come.

American Psycho

2009-06-04T01:40:00.000+08:00

I think I've memorised all of Patrick Bateman's lines.

New Beginnings

2009-06-03T23:29:00.000+08:00

Hi guys.I'm starting a new blog.You can still visit my old blog,but I'm not going to update it anymore.

Anyway,let me get you guys updated on my life.I just watched Terminator: Salvation with Obenza and Chin Bin.It was a great movie,with a lot of action scenes.Of course,the eye candy wasn't too bad.Moon Bloodgood is pretty hot,and I've always thought Bryce Dallas Howard was charming.She seems to be pregnant in the movie though,so not much going on there.She seems to be in a constant state of pregnancy.Did you know she was pregnant while filming Spiderman 3?She also filmed her own stunts.Amazing woman.

Whitney Houston's "The Greatest Love of All" was just playing on the radio.It reminded me of American Psycho.Patrick Bateman was talking about the song while his old girlfriend and the prostitute were making out on the couch.Then of course,he killed both of them (biting and chainsaw respectively)during sex,well,he killed his old girlfriend during sex,he killed the prostitute while she was trying to run from him.A lot of people got freaked out when they saw the movie,I don't know why.I thought it was a masterpiece,Christian Bale's performance was superb.Of course,since he's pretty much a nutcase,it's not too hard to act as a psycho.

I'm in the mood for some Phil Collins music.Oldies and Classics are always the best music to play at night.It gives me a calming mood.I can imagine my future apartment when I listen to older music.The classic looking furniture mixed with select pieces that gives a balance between old and new.Movie posters adorning my office wall.My bedroom with its white linen,and white walls,a calming color to set me in the mood for sleep.A kitchen with a few appliances,like a coffee maker and a blender.A big refrigerator to keep healthy foods,and half a pantry converted to a wine-cooler,to store fine wines for special occasions.A view overlooking the city,last but not least.I must try my best to earn big money so I can live out my dreams.Right now,though,I'm torn between being a businessman and a lawyer.

I'll be jetting off on Sunday,11pm at Terminal 3.You guys have fun during your vacations.I'll try to keep you guys updated on my Beijing trip if I can.